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    Basescu, dupa alegeri, in fata natiunii:
    - Sa traiti bine!
    Basescu, la un an de la alegeri:
    - Sa traiti!
    Basescu, la doi ani de la alegeri:
    - Mai traiti?

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    - Ce creste si nu se vede?
    - Nivelul de trai.

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Pe vremea lui Ceausescu un tip intra intr-un magazin:
    - Nu va suparati, aveti peste?
    - Nu, aici nu avem carne, peste nu au alaturi...

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un tip intra intr-un bar deschis recent in centrul Bucurestiului. La bar - un robot! Robotul ii serveste un cocktail perfect si-l intreaba:
    - Cat ai IQ-ul?
    - 150, raspunde omul.
    Robotul incepe sa-i faca o conversatie cat se poate de agreabila despre factorii incalzirii globale, fizica cuantica, spiritualitate, biochimie, teoria undelor, Constitutia europeana, nano-tehnologii si sexualitate orientala.
    Clientul este impresionat si se decide sa faca un test. Iese din bar si se intoarce pentru o noua comanda. Din nou, primeste un cocktail perfect si intrebarea despre IQ.
    - 100.
    De data aceasta, robotul vorbeste despre fotbal, formula 1, vedete TV, diete alimentare si scandalurile din PSD si Alianta DA. Cu totul impresionat, tipul iese din bar si se intoarce pentru un test final. Robotul il serveste impecabil si pune intrebarea standard.
    - Aaaa... cred ca... 50, raspunde omul. La care robotul il intreaba:
    - Nu-i asa ca la urmatoarele alegeri mergi cu Vadim sau cu Gigi? Astia patrioti adevarati!...

    2009/07/29 00:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un telefon suna in cabinetul premierului englez pe vremea cand Mutu era la Chelsea si lua prafuri, iar Basescu si A.Nastase candidau la presedintia Romaniei, ultimul fiind si premierul in exercitiu.
    - Hello, Tony.
    - Hello, cine e acolo?
    - Sunt eu, Nastase.
    - Hello, Ilie, ce surpriza placuta!
    - Nu, nu e Ilie, e Adrian.
    - A, da? Cu ce pot sa te ajut?
    - Avem si noi un baiat acolo, Mutu, care are necazuri. Poti sa pui o vorba buna?
    - Stai sa ma interesez care-i treaba si te sun eu.

    Peste jumatate de ora, un telefon suna in cabinetul premierului roman.
    - Hello, Adrian.
    - Hello, Tony.
    - Uite, am vorbit de chestia aia si s-ar putea sa se aranjeze, dar te rog ajuta-ma si pe mine cu ceva!
    - Cu placere.
    - Regina tot ii da bipuri lu' unu Basescu, da' ala n-o suna nici de-al naibii!

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