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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Politica - 1 » 17:51 23 Wed Sep 2020

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  • 1 » Politica Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un politician vorbea la o intrunire electorala:
    - Adversarul meu v-a furat pe rupte timp de 4 ani... Dati-mi si mie o sansa!

    2009/07/29 00:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2 » Politica Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La Jocurile Olimpice de la Moscova (1980), Brejnev a tinut discursul de inceput, pe care il avea bineinteles scris de consilierii sai. Incepe:
    - O!
    Multimea aclama
    - O!
    Mai multe strigate si aplauze.
    - O!
    La un moment dat un consilier se apropie si ii spune:
    - Domnule Brejnev, nu este nevoie sa cititi chiar toate cercurile Jocurilor Olimpice.

    2009/07/29 00:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 3 » Politica Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    - Care-i asemanarea dintre politicieni si porumbei?
    - Cat timp sunt jos, iti mananca din palma, dar cand ajung sus, se caca pe tine!

    2009/07/29 00:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 4 » Politica Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    - Cum poti transforma un pentagon intr-un patrulater?
    - Aplicand teorema lui Bin-Laden.

    2009/07/29 00:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5 » Politica Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    O doamna, in Piata Victoriei, se impiedica si cade. Intamplator, Tariceanu vede faza din masina, opreste si se repede sa o ajute.
    - Cum as putea sa va multumesc? intreaba femeia.
    - Votand PNL la europarlamentare!
    - Ma scuzati... m-am lovit la genunchi, nu la cap!

    2009/07/29 00:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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