After working together for a while, Frank and Jane's office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
Lady goes to doctor with a bee up her fanny. Doc says, "Im gonna rub honey on my d*ck and insert it, when the bee smells it, I'll pull out and he'll follow." Doctor starts and woman begins to moan. Doctor gets faster and harder. Woman yells, "What the f*ck you doing?" Doc says, "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard."
An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. 'What are you so happy about ?' asks the landlord. 'Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !' 'Did you get a blow job ?' asks the landlord. 'No ...' he says, 'I never found the head.'