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  • 3086 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ai vorbit cu doctorul despre nevastă?-mea?

    - Da, l-am rugat s-o trateze ca pe propria lui soacră?.

    2009/08/05 11:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3087 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doctore, nu i-a??i putea admininstra so??ului meu un medicament pentru a visa noaptea pe??te?

    - De ce? E cumva pescar?

    - Nu, dar de vreo două? luni visează? noapte de noapte vră?bii.

    - ??i ce vă? deranjează?, pe??ti sau vră?bii, nu e totuna?

    - Nu, că? dacă? ar visa pe??ti, nu ar mai ciripi.

    2009/08/05 11:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3088 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un mare ??tab vine la doctor ??i-i spune:

    - Doctore, mi se înnegresc coaiele.

    Se uită? doctorul, ia un lichid dintr-o sticlă? ??i-i cură???ă? ??tabului coaiele. După? o vreme, iar vine ??tabul la doctor:

    - Doctore, iar mi se înnegresc coaiele.

    Doctorul iar îi cură???ă? coaiele cu lichidul acela, dar la urmă? îi zice:

    - ??i spune-i secretarei tale să? nu se mai ??teargă? la cur cu indigo.

    2009/08/05 11:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3089 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Domnule doctor, am urmat tratamentul cu sfin??enie. N-am mai fumat, n-am bă?ut, n-am mîncat cu sare. Dar picioarele mă? dor la fel ca înainte. Abia mai merg. Ce-ar trebui să? iau?

    - Autobuzul, metroul, tramvaiul...

    2009/08/05 11:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3090 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Domnule doctor, a?? dori să?-mi da??i un diagnostic scris, din care să? rezulte că? trebuie să? lucrez doar două? ore pe zi.

    - Suferi??i de ceva anume?

    - Da, de celelate ??ase.

    2009/08/05 11:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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