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    Doi miriapozi stă?teau si se uitau la un poster ce reprezenta o damă? cu niste picioare interminabile.

    - Grozave picioare! exclamă? unul dintre ei.

    - Da ...dar cam putine...

    2009/08/05 12:47 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Nevasta isi surprinde sotul in bucatarie cu un plici de muste in mana.

    Il intreaba:

    - Ce faci mai aici?

    - Omor muste...

    - Si ai omorat vreuna?

    - Trei masculi si doua femele.

    - Dar cum le recunosti?

    - Masculii i-am omorat pe o cutie de bere iar femelele pe telefon...

    2009/08/05 12:47 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    La Salonul Auto de la Geneva, concurs cu tema: "Cea mai ermetica masina". Cei de la Mercedes se prezinta cu ultimul model"

    - Aceasta este cea mai ermetica masina din lume!

    Organizatorii intreaba:

    - I-ati facut testul cu pisica?

    - Nu.Cum sa-i facem testu cu pisica?

    - Pai uite, bagam o pisica inauntru si o lasam acolo.

    Dupa 2 zile, pisica era moarta, nu mai avea aer.

    - Intr-adevar! Este ermetica!

    Acelasi lucru se intampla si cu cei de la BMW, Opel, Audi. Vine randul celor de la Dacia, cu noul model Logan.

    - Domnilor, aceasta este cea mai ermetica masina!

    - I-ati facut testul cu pisica!

    - Da!

    - Pai, cum ati facut testul cu pisica?

    - Am inchis o pisica inauntru, am incuiat masina si pe unde scotea capu', chituiam!

    2009/08/05 12:47 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Ursul si iepurasul prin padure prinde pestisorul de aur. Acesta zice ca daca ii da drumul le indeplineste cate 3 dorinte.

    Ursul:

    - Vreau o ursoaica!

    Se duce cu ea in tufis.

    Iepurasul:

    - Vreau un costum de piele!

    Ursul:

    - Vreau 2 ursoaice!

    Se duce cu ele in padure.

    Iepurasul:

    - Vreau o motocicleta!

    Ursul:

    - Vreau 100 de ursoaice care sa ma astepte la capatul padurii!

    Iepurasul:

    - Vreau ca ursul sa fie homosexual...

    2009/08/05 12:47 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3690 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un ardelean intra intr-un bar la New York. Barmanul il ia tare din prima si ii spune ca in acest bar se bea numai pe pariu.

    -Domnule, pun pariu cu tine ca nu poti sa bei o sticla de Whisky in 30 de minute!

    Ardeleanul isi cere scuze, iese din bar si apare peste 10 minute inapoi, pune banu pe tejghea si accepta provocarea.

    Barman-ul ii da sticla, ardeleanul o termina in 10 minute.

    -Domnule, dar n-am crezut ca asa ceva e posibil! N-am crezut ca esti in stare sa bei o sticla de Whisky in 30 de minute! Nimeni nu a mai reusit!

    -Nici io n-am crezut, da' m-am dus la barul de vis-a-vis sa verific!

    2009/08/05 12:47 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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