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  • 3846 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cliseele media si limba de lemn (din tufa de Venetia) a prezentatorilor

    Categoria "Catalin Radu-Tanase":

    - "...a fost batut cu salbaticie..." (traducere: i-a tras doua palme)

    - "...dupa o urmarire ca-n filme..." ( traducere: s-au fugarit pe scari, si unul a cazut)

    - " ...ingrozitoarea catastrofa..." ( traducere: i s-a innecat unuia oaia)

    - " ...calvarul de neinchipuit..." ( traducere: le-a luat apa doi magari)

    - " ...dupa o noapte de cosmar..." (traducere: li s-a taiat curentul)

    Categoria "Marioara Murarescu":

    - "...Pe meleaguri bucurestene..."

    - "...pe-un picior de plai mioritic..."

    - "...plaiurile cantecului..." (femeia aia are ceva cu plaiurile...)

    Categoria "Andreea Esca":

    - "...transmitem in direct de la fata locului..." (traducere: am inregistrat acum doua ore)

    - " ...au dat dovada de o extrema vigilenta..." (traducere: Au venit dupa trei ore si au facut proces verbal)

    - "... actiunea prompta a fortelor de ordine..." ( Traducere:...la fel ca mai sus...)

    - "...atmosfera este de-a dreptul incendiara..." (traducere: striga doi tampiti "Hai Steaua!")

    - "...ritmurile trepidante..." ( traducere: canta Liviu Guta...)

    Categoria "Slagare din marile vacante":

    - "...Un virtuoz al...."( aplicabil la orice, poate sa fie si drujba)

    - "...Acest Frank Sinatra al plaiurilor mioritice..." (iarasi aplicabil la orice... si astia au ceva cu plaiurile)

    - " ...Vocea de peste ani..." ( a murit demult )

    Categoria "Andreea Marin":

    " Nu-i asa..??" ( Ba asa e !!)

    2009/08/05 12:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3847 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Profesoara:

    - Copii, ce animal se parleste greu?

    Bula:

    - Japita!

    Profesoara:

    - Cum asa Bula ?

    Bula :

    - Vecinul meu a fost la mare si a zis ca a prins o japita si a parlit la ea o luna si l-a lasat pe prietenul lui in continuare sa parleasca la ea...

    2009/08/05 12:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3848 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sotul tau e in continuare gelos fara motiv?

    - Nu.

    - Nu mai e gelos?

    - Ba da. Dar acum are un motiv.

    2009/08/05 12:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3849 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi bosorogi stau pe o canapea in parc. Unul ditre ei zice:

    - A venit prrrimavara!

    - Cee?

    - A venit prrrimavara!

    - Cee?

    - Du-te-n p... ma-ti!

    - Aaaa, a venit primavara.......

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 3850 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    1. Ridica cele 2 capace ale toaletei si toarna în bazin 1/8 cana de sampon pentru animale de companie.

    2. Prinde pisoiul si mangaie-l linistitor în timp ce-l duci catre baie.

    3. Atentie! Cu o singura miscare pune pisoiul în toaleta si inchide cele 2 capace. Fii pregatit sa te asezi pe capac.

    4. Pisoiul incepe sa se agite si face multi clabuci. Nu lua în seama zgomotele care razbat prin capacele toaletei, pisoiului chiar ii place foarte mult sa te ajute.

    5. Trage apa de 3 sau 4 ori. Aceasta actiune provoaca fenomenul de spalare Turbo si clatire.

    6. Roaga pe cineva sa deschida usa casei. Asigura-te ca pe traseul baie-usa nu e nimeni.

    7. Stai cat de departe poti de toaleta si ridica rapid cele 2 capace.

    8. Pisoiul iese cu viteza din toaleta, baie, casa. Odata ajuns afara, se usuca.

    9. Toaleta si pisoiul stralucesc de curatenie.

    10. Repeta pasii 1 - 9 cel putin o data pe zi, pentru o toaleta impecabila.

    Cu respect,

    Cainele

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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