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    La ginecolog, o domnisoara speriata:
    - Domnule doctor, nenorocire!... M-am jucat cu vibratorul si a ramas inauntru. Ce sa ma fac?
    - Va rog sa va intindeti aici!
    Femeia se intinde, medicul o consulta putin, apoi spune:
    - Domnisoara, am doua vesti pentru dumneavoastra, una buna si una rea. Cu care sa incep?
    - Incepeti cu cea mai rea, spune speriata femeia.
    - Vestea rea este ca n-am reusit sa scot din dumneavoastra vibratorul.
    - Si vestea cea buna?
    - Am reusit sa schimb bateria.

    2009/07/29 00:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Se duce unul la doctor cu un cutit infipt in spate.
    - Domnule doctor, am un cutit in spate!
    - Acum vii, domnule, cand mai sunt trei minute pana la ora 7, cand se termina programul. Vino si dumneata miine.
    - Domnule doctor, ce suflet aveti sa ma lasati cu cutitul asta in spate?
    Medicul se duce la bolnav, ii ia cutitul din spate si i-l infige in ochi.
    - Na! Du-te la oftalmolog, ca ala are program pana la 8.

    2009/07/29 00:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    - Domnule doctor, zise femeia disperata, ati uitat ca de trei minute stau cu limba scoasa?
    - N-am uitat, dar vreau sa scriu reteta in liniste.

    2009/07/29 00:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Duminica dimineata suna telefonul la medicul veterinar. O doamna doreste sa stie cum sa dea jos cainele de pe cateaua ei. Medicul ii recomanda:
    - Loviti-i cu un bat!
    Imediat dupa aceea suna din nou telefonul. Nu a ajutat la nimic metoda recomandata. Atunci veterinarul:
    - Turnati o galeata de apa rece peste cele doua animale!
    Dupa alte 10 minute iarasi suna telefonul:
    - Nici cu apa nu am obtinut vre-un rezultat. Ce sa mai fac?
    Doctorul putin iritat:
    - Spuneti-i cainelui ca e cautat la telefon!
    - Credeti ca asta ajuta?
    - Doamna, cu siguranta, la mine a functionat de trei ori in ultima jumatate de ora!...

    2009/07/29 00:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un tip isi face niste analize. In timp ce ii intocmeste fisa, doctorul il intreaba:
    - Ce a fost tatal dumneavoastra?
    - TBC-ist.
    - Inteleg, dar cu ce s-a ocupat?
    - Tusea.
    - Pai din asa ceva nu se poate trai!
    - A si murit, saracu'!

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