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    Bula, ai poze porno cu nevasta-ta ?

    -Ce ma, ai innebunit, cum sa am asa ceva?

    - Si nu vrei ?!

    2009/08/05 13:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Semaforizarea la Pretoria. Semaforul are doua culori: alb si negru.

    Circulatia se desfasoara in modul urmator: pe alb trec albii si pe negru trec masinile!

    2009/08/05 13:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Bula il intreaba pe un var de-al lui cum face de are asa de mare succes la fete.

    - Pai daca o vad pe una ca imi zambeste, ii zambesc si eu, dupa care ma duc la ea si ii zic: "Ce picior frumos ai!" "Am doua" "Esti libera intre unu si doua?" dupa care ma duc cu ea ...

    Merge bula si o vede pe una ca ii zambeste:

    "Ce picior frumos ai!" "Am doua", la care Bula se uita la ceas si zice: "Esti libera intre trei si patru?"

    "Vaca-i mata!"

    2009/08/05 13:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Radio Erevan este intrebat:

    - Este adevarat ca se poate face dragoste cu fereastra deschisa?

    - Da, dar preferabil cu o femeie.

    2009/08/05 13:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Clinton, Eltin si Iliescu au un accident de avion si aterizeaza fortat in jungla africana. Sint prinsi de un trib de canibali si adusi legati fedeles in fata sefului de trib. Asta le spune ca le da drumul numai daca a auzit de tara lor. Daca nu, in cratita cu ei.

    Clinton spune "Statele Unite".

    Canibalu' - "Ntz, n-am auzit. La ciorba!".

    Eltin: "Rusia".

    Canibalu' - "Nici de asta n-am auzit. Tocanitza...".

    Iliescu - "Ehh... eu mai bine ma duc direct in cratita, ca de amarita mea de tara in mod sigur n-a auzit nimeni...".

    Canibalu - "Nu dom'le, zi, ca cine stie...".

    Iliescu - "Romania".

    Canibalu' - "Aaa... Romania, Bucuresti, ASE... Am si eu un nepot student acolo..."

    2009/08/05 13:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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