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  • 4441 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I : De ce au blondele ochii albastri ?

    R : Fiindca au supt pixul.

    2009/08/05 13:07 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4442 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I : Cum faci o blonda sa rida sambata ?

    R : Ii spui un banc joia !

    2009/08/05 13:07 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4443 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un reporter occidental îl întreba pe Ceausescu, prin 1989:

    - Am auzit ca în Romania e frig în case. Asa e?

    - Da, dar n-a murit nimeni din cauza asta.

    - Dar am auzit ca nu e nici m??ncare?

    - Da, dar n-a murit nimeni de foame.

    - Atunci, domnule presedinte, de ce nu încercati cu cianura?

    2009/08/05 13:07 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4444 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La un congres de medicina un rus si un roman povestesc marile lor realizari in domeniu.

    Rusul ia cuvantul si se apuca sa le povesteasca:

    "Mama mea lucreaza la un colhoz si intr-o zi cand depanusa porumb ii sare o aschie metalica in ochi si ii strapunge cristalinul. Dupa ce a fost la mai multi doctori si in final a ajuns la mine la Maskva. Am luat un ochi de sticla, i-am facut un nou cristalin dintr-o foita de staniol de la un pachet de tigari. Dupa o saptamana avea secretie lacrimala, dupa alte doua incepuse sa clipeasca, dupa o luna distingea lumina de intuneric iar acum, dupa sase luni citeste fara ochelari."

    Aplauze peste aplauze. Vine si randul romanului:

    "Varul meu lucra intr-o zi la semanatoare. A constatat ca ceva nu merge bine si s-a dat jos sa regleze ceva la un abataj. Nu a fost atent si si-a prins penisul intr-o curea de transmisie. Penisul i-a fost retezat de la jumatate. A fost pe la mai multi doctori si in final a ajuns la mine, la Bucuresti. I-am sacrificat un deget de la mana, i-am dat o gaura in mijloc, am facut noi insertii musculare si l-am atasat penisului. Dupa doua saptamini urina fara probleme, la doua luni a avut prima erectie iar acum are doi copii frumosi si sanatosi"

    Aplauze peste aplauze. Rusul se enerveaza si incepe sa rada in hohote:

    "Auzi la asta! Cine a mai vazut asa ceva?".

    La care romanul spune:

    "Mata, cu ochiul ala de sticla!"

    2009/08/05 13:08 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4445 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Bula, la cabinetul medical al regimentului.

    -Dom'Doctor, ma simt rau!

    -Unde te simti rau?

    -Chiar aici, in armata!

    2009/08/05 13:08 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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