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    Un politist se duce la stomatolog cu o ingrozitoaredurere de masea:

    -Sa stiti ca maseaua care va doare este moarta, zise stomatologul , v-as recomanda sa fiti de acord sa-i punem o coroana.

    -Aaa, nu e nevoie de coroana, cred ca e de ajuns o inmormantare simpla.

    2009/08/05 13:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4757 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Presedintele Americii are o intalnire oficiala cu presedintele URSS si dupa o votca, americanul il intreaba pe rus:

    - Cat mai aveti pina la comunism?

    Rusul raspunde: 20 km.

    Americanul: Cum asa? Fa-ma sa inteleg.

    Rusul :

    - E simplu. La fiecare congres al partidului nostru, afirmam sus si tare ca am mai facut un pas catre comunism. Si in 20 km sunt ceva pasi...

    2009/08/05 13:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4758 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un conductor de tren avea ruta Iasi-Timisoara. Cum serviciul sau dura cam trei zile, nevasta i se plictisea acasa. Asa si-a gasit consolarea cu vecinul de la etajul patru din blocul vecin.

    Imediat dupa plecarea conductorului, nevasta iesea in balcon si ii striga vecinului: Gara libera!.

    Vecinul se prezinta si ii satisfacea poftele.

    Intr-o zi, conductorul afla de aceasta faza. A facut schimb de tura cu un coleg, iar in ziua cind era de servciu, a pleacat, s-a ascuns dupa coltul blocului si la o jumatate de ora dupa aude: Gara libera!

    Imediat il vede pe vecinul sau mergind la nevasta-sa.

    - Ai mei sunt, isi zile el ranjind in barba.

    La scurt timp intra in apartamentul sau si isi gaseste nevasta in flagrant.

    Stiindu-se in timpul serviciului zice: Biletele la control

    La care vecinul: Eu am abonament!

    2009/08/05 13:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 4759 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Se spune ca SIDA a intrat in Romania pe la CURTICI, s-a tratat la FUNDENI si a iesit pe la SULINA.

    2009/08/05 13:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    o doamna merge cu masina pe hotar; auzind ca ciobanii sant dotati de d_zeu cu un penis mare si_a inpotmolit masina in noroi . ciobanii trecand pe acolo doamna ii roaga sa ii scoata masina .ciobanii se comformeaza doamna le zice ; cu ce s_a va rasplatesc v_a dau chilotii jos s_au v_a dau niste bani .ciobanii zic sa le dea bani ca daca le da chilotii jos poate nu li_s buni nici la unul nici la altul

    2009/08/05 13:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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