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    Pe Yahoo Messenger

    <el» femeile sunt proaste

    <ea» esti tu retardat misogin

    <el» ok

    <el» hai sa iti demonstrez

    <el» vom juca bambilici ca sa aflam adevarul

    <el» incepe tu

    <ea» bambilici?

    <el» zi un numar

    <ea» 5

    <el» 6

    <el» te-am batut

    <el» incepe

    <ea» 5 miliarde

    <el» 5 miliarde 1

    <el»am castigat

    <ea» daca esti asa destept, de ce nu incepi tu jocul

    <el» ok

    <el» -5

    <ea» -10

    <ea» fffffrrrrraaaiiiiiieeeeereeeeeeeeee

    ?. peste putin timp ?.

    <ea» ok sunt proasta, ai dreptate.....


    2009/08/05 13:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5432 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    In sala de operatie (chirurgul catre asistent):

    - Anestezie.

    - De-a noastra sau de import?

    - De import.

    - De import s-a terminat.

    - Atunci de-a noastra.

    - Nani, nani...


    2009/08/05 13:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5433 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Inaintea unei operatii, chirurgul isi intreaba pacientul:

    - Ce varsta aveti?

    - Peste o luna voi implini 40 de ani.

    La care chirurgul spune:

    - Imi place optimismul dumneavoastra!

    2009/08/05 13:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5434 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Mama lui bula i-a zis sa cumpere o lamie el a uitat si sa intors dupa care sa dus iar si a zis vreau si eu la mue

    2009/08/05 13:38 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5435 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De 8 martie vine un inginer cu un buchet imens de trandafiri la director:

    - Domn' director, sa traiti, la multi ani! Pentru dv. am luat cel mai mare buchet de8 martie !!!

    - Ba tampitule, ai innebunit? Pai de 8 martie se dau flori la femei... ce, am fata de femeie?

    - Nu, domn director... da' sunteti totusi cea mai mare curva din institutie...

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