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  • 5606 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Pumnul este partea de vorbire ce muta maxilarul dintr-o parte in alta si raspunde la intrebarea:

    - MAI VREI?

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5607 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza. La un moment dat, Bula se ridica revoltat din ultima banca:

    - Adica vreti sa spuneti ca pasarea aia mare, cu pene albe si negre?

    - Da Bula.

    - Cu piciare lugi si cios rosu?

    - Da Bula.

    - Du-te dom'le ca nu f**e tata asa ceva!

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5608 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Alinuta si fratele sau au iesit afara sa se joace. Fratele Alinutei i-a pus acesteia un mar pe cap si a tras cu sageata de la 20 m. Sageata a lovit-o in ochi. Fratele sau o intreaba:

    - Alinuta, mai vrei sa te joci?

    -Da.

    Ii pune din nou marul pe cap si trage din nou. O loveste in celalalt ochi.

    -Vai!!! Alinuto, mai vrei sa te joci?

    -Da, eu vreau, da' mama a spus sa intram in casa cand se intuneca.

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5609 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un trib de canibali prind 3 europence. Fiind ziua sefului le ofera la alegere: buci-buci sau moarte ?

    Prima femeie raspunde demn:

    - Mai bine moartea decat dezonoarea!

    Canibalul zice:

    - Asa sa fie!

    A doua raspunde la fel.

    - Mai bine moartea decat dezonoarea!

    Canibalul zice:

    - Asa sa fie!

    A treia, parasuta de profesie, raspunse:

    - Decat moartea, mai bine buci-buci.

    - Bine, zise canibalul, buci-buci pana la moarte!

    2009/08/05 13:43 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Doi baieti gemeni s-au dus la o prostituata sa isi inceapa viata sexuala.

    Cum nu se decideau care sa intre primul, unul dintre ei s-a gandit sa dea cu zarurile.

    Da primul........sase-sase. Da al doilea............sase-sase.......

    In cele din urma, se hotarasc sa intre amandoi deodata.

    Dupa 9 luni se duce prostituata sa nasca.....dar nu ii mai iesea copilul......

    Doctorul se gandeste sa ii faca cezariana.

    La un moment dat, doctorul se opreste din operatie, uimit ce vede......doi copii gemeni dadeau cu zarurile care sa iasa primul din pantece.

    Primul dadea sase-sase..........al doilea tot sase-sase.......

    2009/08/05 13:44 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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