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  • 5636 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Capra are o mare dilema:

    - Eu sunt animal sau pozitie?

    2009/08/05 13:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5637 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-o zi, mama lui Bula il trimite pe acesta sa ia bomboane dar, Bula,in loc de b zice p, avand dificultati de vorbire.

    Bula ajunge la magazin.el spune:

    - As vrea si eu o punga de pompoane!

    - Dar nu avem asa ceva. Mai bine dute acasa si intreabo pe mama ta ce vrea !

    Se intoarce Bula si cere o punga de pompoane. Nervoasa, vanzatoarea il cheama pe gardian.

    Gardianul il intreaba pe Bula:

    - Cum te cheama baiete?

    Bula raspunde:

    - Pula.

    2009/08/05 13:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5638 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-o zi,Alinuta se intoarce voioasa acasa:

    -Mama,mama,m-am intalnit cu Bula si mi-a dat 50.000 de lei ca m-am urcat in copac.

    -Proasta esti,s-a uitat la chiloti tai...

    -Prost e el, nici n-aveam chiloti pe mine...

    2009/08/05 13:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5639 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Nota: Actiunea s-a petrecut inainte de introducerea monedei Euro.

    Bula, cu care mama Natura a fost foarte generoasa si l-a daruit "un talent" mare in materie de sex a facut o avere frumusica. Cum la un moment dat Romania i s-a parut prea mica si avand bani s-a hotarat sa intreprinda un turneu european in scopul obtinerii de noi si interesante experiente. Dupa vre-un an se intoarce acasa si inainte de a-si scrie memoriile, incepe sa-si impartaseasca din cele traite in cercul de prieteni.

    - Intreaba unul: Bula unde a fost cel mai frumos?

    - B: la Paris mi-a placut cel mai mult. Cele mai faine gagici.

    - Dar cum te-ai descurcat cu limba?

    - B. la inceput mi-a fost ceva greata dar cu timpul m-am obisnuit.

    Intreaba un altul: dar cum e cand mergi la bordeluri, cum se plateste?

    - B. pai cum sa fie? La Paris platesti franci, la Madrid pesetas, la Berlin platesti Marci, iar la Viena platesti Schillingi.

    2009/08/05 13:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5640 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un tip mai jerpelit intră într-o bancă. La ghişeu, îi zice fetei:

    - Duduie, vreau să depun nişte căcaţi de bani în căcatul vostru de bancă...

    - Domnule, în banca noastra, noi nu permitem asemenea vocabular. ??l chem pe şefu'.

    - Care-i problema, domnule? întreabă şefu'.

    - I-am zis duduii că vreau să depun nişte căcaţi de bani în căcatul vostru de bancă...

    - Despre ce sumă-i vorba ?

    - A, un căcat de vreo două milioane de dolari...

    - Şi curva asta nu vrea să vă servească?

    2009/08/05 13:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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