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    Va sterg una de va iese parul prin caciula!

    ??n fiecare ora e ultima ora...

    Ce-i cu atata galagie, vi s-au urcat hormonii pe lustra?

    Poti sa vorbesti în timp ce explici?

    Creste în mod ascendent.

    Vorbiti, mai, pe r??nduri!

    V-am jignit eu vreodata, t??mpitilor!

    ??n loc sa-ti para bine, tu r??zi!

    Avem un cerc de forma rotunda.

    Cu programa asta ma mir cum nu iesiti o generatie de handicapati.

    La ora de muzica: "Deschide gura ca, daca o tii închisa, nici nu-ti intra, nici nu-ti iese"...(sunetul n.n.).

    La ora de geografie: "Lacul Rosu nu se numeste Rosu pentru ca e rosu, ci pentru ca asa i se spune".

    La ora de algebra: "Hai Bogdane, rezolva parantezele alea odata, ca se suna!"

    Profesorul de sport ajuta o eleva sa sara peste capra: "Nu-ti fie teama. Desfa picioarele, ca de restul ma ocup eu!"

    Absent de zi sau de...cum e?

    Unde umblii ca o gaina beata?

    Sa zicem "munca c??t mai calificata" pentru ca "munca calificata" nu prea merge...

    Ia mai scoateti-va fesele alea de pe cap !

    Aparent aceste lucruri sunt simple, dar daca va ginditi mai bine nu sunt chiar atit de complicate...

    Fetita, vino, iesi la tabla! Dar lasa, nu te mai ridica, vino asa!

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    O blonda apetisanta citea o carte in parc, pe banca. Bula se apropie de ea

    cu gand s-o agate.

    - Ce carte cititi, doamna? intreba el.

    - Teoria amorului. Aici scrie ca cei mai virili barbati sunt evreii si indienii.

    - Doamna, dati-mi voie sa ma prezint: Itic Winnetou...

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    Un elev la ora de romana se chinuia sa citeasca ceva din manual.

    Profesorul: Citeste odata! Crezi ca esti singuru chior din scoala?

    Elevul: Nu, mai este unul la catedra!

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    n Pacific s-a descoperit o specie hibrid intre rechin si pestisorul de aur. ??ndeplineste ultimele trei dorinte...

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    Primii ROMANI care au intrat in UE au avut asa o viteza, de au iesit pe partea cealalta.

    Acum stau la rind sa INTRE din nou.

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