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  • 5881 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Culmea ironiei:

    - O femeie neagra, dar atat de neagra ca sa faca nopatea sa para alba, care sa se numeasca "Alba ca Zapada"!!!

    2009/08/05 13:52 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5882 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Culmea organizarii: sa mananci supa de litere si sa te caci in ordine alfabetica!

    2009/08/05 13:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5883 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Vara... caldura mare... pe o terasa apare o domnisoara frumusica, moldoveanca, pe care imediat chelnerul amabil o intreaba daca doreste o bautura racoritoare:

    -TUTTI FRESH..?

    -SPERI MATA, DAR SPERI DIGEABA....

    2009/08/05 13:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5884 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un politist isi facea rondul. La un moment dat vede un bisnitar, pe care il stia de cal breaz si se duce sa il ia la intrebari.

    Bisnitarul ii spune:

    - Gata dom politist, gata! Nu mai aveti probleme cu mine, m- am facut om cinstit !

    - Tu, om cinstit ? Si cu cu ce te ocupi ?

    - Pai castig bani din pariuri !

    - Cum din pariuri, intreaba politistul?

    - Eu fac pariu cu tine pe 200 de dolari ca ouale mele sunt patrate.

    Politistul se gandeste putin si accepta.

    SI ca sa vada cine castiga pariul, baga mana in chilotii bisnitarului ca sa vada daca are oua patrate.

    Evident, ouale bisnitarului erau normale.

    - Am castigat ! zice politistul bucuros.

    - Bine, face bisnitarul, poftim cei 200 de dolari.

    Politistul iii ia si apoi, curios, il intreaba pe bisnitar:

    - Fa-ma sa inteleg cum traiesti din pariuri. Uite, tocmai ai pierdut 200 de dolari.

    - O vezi pe doamna accea din coltul strazi, care zambeste cu gura pina la urechi?

    - Da, face politistul.

    - Am facut pariu cu ea pe 500 de dolari ca o sa vii tu sa ma pipai la oua!!

    2009/08/05 13:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 5885 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intro zi Bula observa ca nu ii mai creste penisul,el se duce la doctor si ii spune ce i se intampla iar doctorul ii da o crema si ii spune ca in fiecare zi la ora 12:00 sa incepe sa-l frece.il freaca bula o zi doua si intro zi pleaca, cu un tren la bunici. in compartiment era decat el cu o blonda buna de tot. se face ceasul 11:59 iar el la ora 12:00 trebuie sa isi continue tratamentul.nu are decat isi scoate crema pe care ia dat-o medicul si incepe<melc melc codobelc scoate coarne bourest...» blonda ii zice este ora 12:00 iar el ii zice ca da si incepe si ia sa-si frece sanii pt ca erau prea mici si zice <vine vine primavara».

    2009/08/05 13:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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