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    Un avion traversa oceanul. La un moment dat se aude vocea stewardesei:

    - Dragi pasageri, a picat un motor, dar nu e nici o problemă, fiţi calmi.

    Mai merge avionul şi pică şi celălalt motor.

    - Dragi pasageri, a mai picat un motor, jos este întinderea nesfârşită a oceanului, sunt rechini. În partea dreaptă a fiecărui scaun este o alifie cu care vă rugăm să vă ungeţi.

    O pasageră:

    - Nu-i aşa că dacă ne ungem cu alifie nu ne mănâncă rechinii?

    Stewardesa:

    -A, ba da, da, mai în scârbă !

    2009/08/05 14:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6462 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ce s-ar intimpla daca purecii ar lumina ca licuricii?

    Craiova ar arata seara ca Las Vegas.

    2009/08/05 14:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6463 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La ora de dirigentie , doamna profesoara catre elevi:

    - Ionica , unde lucreaza tatal tau ?

    - E gunoier!

    - Vai , Ionica , spune si tu ca lucreaza la salubritate !

    - Vasilica, tatal tau unde lucreaza ?

    - E gropar !

    - Vasilica , se spune ca lucreaza la pompe funebre!

    intr-un final ajunge la Bula !

    - Bula , tatal tau cu ce se ocupa?

    - E DJ la Mystic Club!

    - Adica ?

    - Clopotar la biserica!

    2009/08/05 14:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6464 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Mergea o bruneta pe langa sinele de tren, zicand in continu "42, 42, 42, .....".

    La un moment dat o vede o blonda. Se ia si blonda dupa bruneta , si incepe sa mearga pe langa ea, dar pe sine.

    Deodata trece trenul si-o calca pe blonda.

    Bruneta, impasibila, continua sa numere:

    - " 43, 43, 43, 43, ........." .

    2009/08/05 14:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 6465 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi polititisti pe un aeroport:

    - Ma, eu nu pot sa inteleg cum un terorist poate sa deturneze ditamai avionul care e asa mare?

    -Bai, pai nu-l deturneaza cind e la sol, ci in aer sus cind se face mic de tot.

    2009/08/05 14:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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