JAN
2

Funny Jokes: Clean Comic Humor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 08:01 01 Wed May 2024

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor %

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bancul cu strungarul

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Adam si Eva

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Albanezi

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Alinuta

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Animale

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Ardeleni

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Avocati

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Babe

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bancul cu Wendy

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bancul cu chelul

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bancul cu erectia romineasca

Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor Bancul cu fete si ciobani


+ încă
»1419« »1420« »1421« »1422« »1423« »1424« »1425« »1426« »1427« »1428« »1429« »1430«

  • 7121 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    In sala de operatie (chirurgul catre asistent):

    - Anestezie.

    - De-a noastra sau de import?

    - De import.

    - De import s-a terminat.

    - Atunci de-a noastra.

    - Nani, nani...

    2009/08/05 14:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7122 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un medic citeste in birou un ziar. Intra o pacienta si incepe sa-si ridice fusta.

    Medicul priveste si spune: "Mai sus!" si citeste mai departe. Ea ridica fusta mai sus.

    El ii repeta: "Mai sus!" si iarasi se intoarce la ziar. Ea il asculta si ridica fusta si mai sus.

    Atunci el ii spune:

    "Domnisoara, ginecologul e mai sus!".

    2009/08/05 14:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7123 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Daca o pocnesti, se cheama maltratarea sotiei. Daca te pocneste ea, e autoaparare.

    Daca iei o decizie fara s-o intrebi esti nesimtit. Daca ea ia o decizie fara sa te consulte, e femeie emancipata.

    Daca ii ceri sa faca ceva ce nu-i place, e dominare masculina. Daca te roaga ea, iti face o favoare. Daca apreciezi formele unei femei si lenjeria sumara esti pervers. Daca nu, esti homo.

    Daca-i oferi flori, urmaresti ceva. Daca nu urmaresti, esti fraier.

    Daca esti mandru de realizarile tale, esti plin de tine. Daca nu, esti lipsit de ambitie.

    Daca o doare capul, e obosita. Daca te doare pe tine, n-o mai iubesti.

    Daca vrei sa faci dragoste prea des, esti obsedat. Daca nu, ai pe altcineva.

    De aceea barbatii mor mai repede, decat femeile....

    2009/08/05 14:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7124 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un negru se duce la doctor in Africa de Sud. Se plange de dureri in gat.

    Doctorul il pune sa se dezbrace complet dupa care il pune sa mearga in patru labe si sa stea cate putin in fiecare colt al cabinetului.

    Negrul, cam uimit, se executa, dupa care il intreaba pe doctor ce legatura are treaba asta cu durerile lui de gat.

    La care doctorul raspunde:

    - Nu, n-are nici o legatura, dar mi-am cumparat o masa neagra pentru cabinet si ma gandeam unde sa o pun....

    2009/08/05 14:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7125 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un nebun se uita in oglinda si incepe sa rada.

    Oglinda:

    -De ce razi?

    Nebunul:

    -De fata ta.

    2009/08/05 14:39 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

    • »1419« »1420« »1421« »1422« »1423« »1424« »1425« »1426« »1427« »1428« »1429« »1430«
    free counters
    DEC
    24

    First Page 4U

    These Applications are maded by Sergiu Gordienco Vasile

    Projects in progress

    • Ask & Answer APP - ( testing.. )
    • Social Project: - ( in construction )
      • CVs DataBase
      • Jobs Database
      • Messages, Agenda, Friends, Small SDK for Game building an Share
    • Online Drawing App - ( partial, on stage, browser compatibility updates for HTML5.. )
      • supports layers, masks, and layes grouping ( testing... )
      • drawing in Multiple formats ( base is Vector Type )
      • exporting in JPG, PNG, SVG, BMP, GIF.. etc ( done )
      • libraries for shema buildin.. ( updating content.. adding items.. )
    • Online Realtime strategy ( .. confidential.. )
      • updating image libraries... ( in progress )
      • updating translations...
      • updating notifiers
      • updating schemas
    • Auto configurable LAMP ( ready, private )
    • Server Stats based on Apache an System Logs ( ready, private )
    • DDOS protection module ( ready, private )

    For contribution contact me at astraluxkl@gmail.com

    DEC
    31
    Info
    The Code Of this site is Copyrighted © and Registered ®. The owner of code of this System is "Sergiu Gordienco Vasile", the rights are protected by Law. If you are interested by this, contact him on astraluxkl@gmail.com or send SMS on: (+373) 78310479
    We are glad to discuss your purpose sincerely GenerationUnion Support Team astraluxkl2@gmail.com.

    Online Free Video Conference - The Meeting Room Chat Video / Audio

    Free video chat meeting room conference. Use Free video conference software, make conference call video / audio. Live room chat Voice comunication with free audio / video chat.

    audio chat meeting room video chat video conference video room room chat room chat video video chat locker room locker room video hotel room the room room chat room chat video video chat locker room locker room video hotel room the room video conference software free video conference video conferencing conference call conference call video skype conference skype video video conference skype the meeting room meeting room hire office meeting room hotel meeting room conference room conference room meeting meeting rooms chat audio video online audio chat voice chat chat de audio free audio chat
     
      © 2009 www.first-jump.com.