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    Ion afla ca mai are de trait doar 24 ore. Ii spune sotiei si ii propune sa mai faca o data dragoste. Ea este de acord. Peste 6 ore, Ion ii spune din nou:

    - Marie, stii, mai am doar 18 ore de trait. Crezi ca am putea sa mai facem dragoste inca o data? Sotia este din nou de acord. Cand se duce la culcare, se uita la ceas si vede ca acum au mai ramas doar 8 ore. Atunci ii spune sotiei:

    - Marie, te rog... inca o data inainte sa mor.

    - Bineinteles, dragul meu, .... Apoi sotia se intoarce cu spatele si adoarme. Ion, agitat, nu poate adormi! Vede la un moment dat ca au mai ramas 4 ore. O trezeste pe sotie:

    - Iubito, mai am doar 4 ore. Crezi ca am putea... Sotia se ridica si spune:

    - Uite care e treaba Ioane, eu trebuie sa ma scol maine dimineata, tu nu!


    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7582 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un urs la farmacie:

    -50 de prezervative,va rog!

    In spatele lui 2 iepuri au inceput sa rada!

    Ursul se uita la ei, se intoarce la farmacist si zice:

    -52 va rog!


    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7583 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un cuplu mergea cu masina pe un drum de tara fara sa-si spuna un cuvant. O discutie anterioara se transformase in cearta si nici unul dintre ei nu vroia sa se dea batut. Trecand prin dreptul unui grajd cu magari, capre si porci, sotul intreaba sarcastic:

    -Neamuri de-ale tale?

    -Da, raspunse femeia, socri si cumnati!

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7584 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Seara tarziu, vine baiatul suparat de la o intalnire si se aseaza pe scaun langa taica-su, cu ochiul vanat:

    -Ce ai patit fiule?

    -Mi-a dat prietena un pumn si plecat!

    -Pai. nu i-ai spus ce te-am invatat eu:"Timpul se opreste in loc pentru mine cand privesc in ochii tai"?

    -Aaa, asa era, eu i-am spus:"Ai o fata de imi sta ceasul!"

    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7585 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cica era un pui de iepure si unul de sarpe amandoi orbi si orfani. La un moment dat mergand prin padure iepurasul se impiedica de sarpe.

    - Scuza-ma! zice iepurasul, dar sunt orb si orfan te-am calcat din greseala!

    - Ce coincidenta, zice sarpele, si eu la fel si nici nu stiu cum arat! La care iepurasul zice sa se pipaie ca sa vada fiecare ce e. Primul sarpele:

    - Ai urechile mari, blana moale si codita mica, trebuie sa fii iepure! Iepurele:

    - Esti lung, rece, ai limba despicata, n-ai coloana vertebrala si nici coaie, trebuie sa fii UNGUR!!


    2009/08/05 14:56 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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