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    Stii care sunt noile simboluri ale politicii romanesti?

    - Inghetata si porumbelul.

    - De ce?

    - Cine nu linge, zboara!

    2009/08/05 15:00 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    In scrierea de tipar, cifra sapte arata astfel: 7.

    Cand o scriem insa de mana, o taiem cu o linie orizontala.

    V-ati intrebat vreodata de ce?

    Se spune ca dupa ce Dumnezeu l-a chemat pe Moise pe munte sa-i dicteze cele zece porunci, acesta i-a adunat pe oameni sa le vorbeasca despre ele.

    Cand a ajuns la a saptea porunca, "Sa nu ravnesti la nevasta aproapelui tau", cei mai multi dintre barbati au inceput sa strige:

    - Taiati saptele, taiati saptele, taiati saptele!!!

    2009/08/05 15:00 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7728 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Pentru toti iubitorii de mass-uri ...

    Intra in bucatarie, da drumu la gaze, intoarce-te peste 30 de minute si aprinde un chibrit.

    Iti va aparea numele persoanei iubite pe tavan. N-ai suflet daca nu trimiti la toata lista! )

    2009/08/05 15:00 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7729 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Legea aerodinamicii: daca zboara, pisica o va prinde.

    Legea mobilelor: nevoia unei pisici de a-si ascuti ghearele creste proportional cu costul mobilei pe care isi exercita aceasta nevoie.

    Legea magneticii: toate hainele intunecate atrag parul de pisica in proportie directa cu nuanta de negru a materialului.

    Legea gravitatiei: o pisica va ateriza intotdeauna in cel mai pufos loc cu putinta.

    Legea atractiei: nivelul de interes al unei pisici este invers proportional cu gradul de efort depus de o persoana pentru a o atrage.

    Legea inertiei: orice pisica isi pastreaza starea de repaus relativ atat timp cat foamea sau cheful de joaca nu o obliga sa-si schimbe aceasta stare.

    Legea conservarii energiei: pisica cunoaste singurul mod de a conserva energia in natura: somnul in exces.


    2009/08/05 15:00 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intr-o zi soacra si cu ginerele ei au plecat la fan.Dupa un timp a venit o ploaie cu tunete si fulgere.

    Prima data a fulgerat la o distanta mai mare intre soacra si jinere

    Ginerele:-No!

    A doua ora a cazut intre soacra si ginerele.

    Ginerele:-No,No!

    A treia ora a cazut pe soacra.

    Ginerele:-No ase!

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