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    La scoala, tanara profesoara intreaba :

    - Copii, ce e mare si rosu ?

    Bula : Masina de pompieri!

    Profa : Nu Bula , da imi place cum gandesti . Alinuta, stii tu raspunsul?

    Alinuta : Un mar.

    Profa : Corect !

    Sta Bula ce sta si cand ii vine o idee ridica rapid mana.

    Bula : D-na profesoara , ce e mare , cu par la un capat, se baga si se scoate din gura?

    Profa : Bula, esti la scoala si aici nu se vorbeste asa! Cum iti permiti sa ...

    Bula : E periuta de dinti, doamna profesoara. Da-mi place cum ganditi...

    2009/08/05 15:04 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un elev se duce la cantina si singurul loc liber este langa un profesor. Neavand ce face, se aseaza acolo. Profesorul spune:

    - Porcul nu-i este prieten porumbelului.

    Studentul raspunde: - Bine, atunci eu am zburat.

    Enervat la culme, la examen, profesorul ii pune studentului cele mai grele intrebari, dar acesta raspunde la toate. In cele din urma, profesorul il intreaba:

    - Vezi pe drum un sac de minte si unul de bani. Pe care il iei?

    - Pe cel cu bani.

    - Eu l-as lua pe cel cu minte.

    Elevul: -Fiecare cu ce n-are...

    Profesorul, furios de-a dreptul, ii scrie pe lucrare "BOU".

    Studentul merge la el si ii spune:

    - Domnule profesor, v-ati semnat, dar nu ati trecut nota!!!

    2009/08/05 15:04 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7833 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un barbat surprins la amanta de catre sot sare de la etajul 10. In cadere se gindeste:

    "Nu puteam sa stau acasa cu nevasta... sa maninc un gratar... sa beau un sprit.... si cine stie poate sa fac si sex."

    Cade cu noroc pe o capitza de iarba proaspat cosita din spatiul verde al blocului si imbracindu-si izmenele cugeta:

    - "Doamne cum e omul.... numai doua secunde am fost in cadere si cate prostii mi-au trecut prin cap..."

    2009/08/05 15:05 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7834 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Geografia femeii:

    - Intre 18 si 25 de ani, femeia e precum Continentul African: jumatate a fost deja descoperita, cealalta jumatate ascunde frumuseti inca salbatice si delte fertile.

    - Intre 26 si 35 de ani, femeia e precum America de Nord: moderna, dezvoltata, civilizata si deschisa negocierilor in schimbul banilor.

    - Intre 36 si 40 e precum India: fierbinte, relaxata si constienta de propria frumusete.

    - Intre 41 si 50, femeia e precum Franta: usor imbatranita, dar inca atragatoare si interesanta.

    - Intre 51 si 60, e precum Iugoslavia: a pierdut razboiul, e tulburata de fantasmele trecutului , dar se lucreaza la reconstructie.

    - Intre 61 si 70, ea e precum Rusia: spatioasa, cu frontiere fara patrula. Stratul de zapada ascunde mari bogatii.

    2009/08/05 15:05 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7835 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    cum se mai numeste un azil de pisici? azilul javrelor

    2009/08/05 15:05 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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