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    Ce zic ciobanii cand se descalta?

    - A mai trecut un an...!

    2009/08/05 15:11 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7962 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-un tren doua studente care plecau in vacanta si un cioban stateau in acelasi compartiment.

    Din plictiseala, fetele se apuca sa converseze:

    - Vai draga, m-a ros pantoful si ma doare "tendonul lui Achile"...

    - Si pe mine de ieri ma doare "marul lui Adam", se plange a doua.

    Ciobanul nu vrea sa se lase mai prejos. Se ridica de pe scaun si zice:

    - Tulai, ce mi-o amortit "buca lui curu"!

    2009/08/05 15:11 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7963 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Vine la o stana un reporter de la oras si il intreaba pe un cioban:

    - Voi la stana aveti SIDA?

    Ciobanul, cum nu stia ce inseamna, se gandi: daca ii zic ca nu avem va crede ca suntem saraci iar daca ii zicem ca avem ne va cere sa ii dam si lui.

    Atunci ii tranteste reporterului in fata:

    - Avem exact cat ne trebuie noua.

    2009/08/05 15:11 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7964 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ce zice un tigan cand vede o tipa aratoasa pe strada?

    Raspuns: Haoleu mancateash tatzele tale mari !!!

    2009/08/05 15:11 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 7965 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ion si Maria s-au trezit de dimineata sa plece cu marfa la targ si sa prinda loc de taraba.

    Au incarcat caruta cu varza si castraveti si au plecat. Pe drum Maria zice:

    - Ioane opreste-un pic caruta, da-te jos si vin de ma tuca, ca nu mai pot! Opreste Ion, se da jos, o tuca pe Maria si pleaca iar la drum. Dupa 10 minute, Maria zice din nou:

    - Ioane, opreste caruta, da-te jos si vin de ma tuca, ca nu mai pot!...

    - Marie, da' nebuna mai esti! Nu mai prindem targul.

    - Hai repede Ioane, acu', acu', ca nu mai pot! Se da Ion jos si iar o tuca pe Maria. Dupa vreo 10 minute, Maria incepe:

    - Ah Ioaneee, ah, ah, ah, opreste caruta si vin repede de ma tuca, ca nu mai pot!

    Ion, enervat:

    - Auzi, fa Marie.... ia da-te tu jos de pe castraveti si suie-te pe varza!

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