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  • 8046 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O familie de tigani, tatal, mama, baiatul si fata, stau in cort si tremura de frig.

    La un moment dat baiatul stranuta, la care tatal zice:

    - Hauleo, ai racit mancati-as pulica aia a ta.

    Dupa cateva minute stranuta si fata, la care tatal:

    - Hauleo, ai racit, mancati-as pizdica aia a ta.

    Vazand tiganca ce a zis sotul ei, stranuta si ea da tiganul zice:

    - Ai racit manca-mi-ai p..la!

    2009/08/05 15:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8047 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Vand nevasta!!

    An de fabricare: 1980, culoare: roscata, putin uzata, cam de 2 ori pe zi (dar duce mult mai mult), Al doilea proprietar, Cai putere: oooooo Jesus (poate sa tina o herghelie),

    Caroseria putin uzata: a fost un mic accident cu un vecin care nu s-a asigurat daca sunt acasa si a venit pe la ea, in urma accidentului el a fost grav avariat iar ea a suferit niste mici atingeri de curea pe aripa stanga spate, dar cu timpul se repara.

    Pret negociabil, o dau cu accesori : unu de 3 ani si o fetita de 5 ani. Rog seriozitate!

    2009/08/05 15:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8048 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Je mapele Vasile Mure;

    Je venir de la padure;

    Je gasii femeia-n pat;

    Avec un alt barbat;

    Je prepare ciomagul;

    Mon-ami sarise gardul;

    Il aterizer in urzici;

    Il avoar pe cur numai besici.

    2009/08/05 15:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8049 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce isi fac blondele gaura in umbrela?

    Ca sa vada cand sa oprit ploaia!

    2009/08/05 15:15 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8050 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La mall este pana de curent. S-au blocat 10 oameni in lift si o blonda pe scara rulanta.

    2009/08/05 15:16 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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