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    Cu ce se ara un camp electromagnetic!?!

    Cu boii de la Politehnica!

    2009/08/05 15:21 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8217 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Anunt la rubrica de mica publicitate a unui ziar:

    Dau o femeie de 100 de kilograme pe doua de 50 de kg.

    2009/08/05 15:21 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8218 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    UN OLTEAN SI UN ARDELEAN SE CIOCNOSC CU MASINIKE .MASTNILE SUNT DISTRUSE DAR EI PRIN MINUNE SCAPA CU VIATA.

    ADELEANU:-Oltene noi vom fi prieteni daca domnu ne-a lasat inviata, de fericire hai sa bem o sticla de vin. Bea olteanu o jumatate de sticla

    OLTEANU:-Bea si tu

    ARDELEANU:-Nu eu astept politia

    2009/08/05 15:21 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8219 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Chuck Norris inscrie 3 goluri dintr-un singur sut..

    Chuck Norris e mai cald decat Soarele

    Grupa sanguina lui Chuck Norris este AK-47.

    Chuck Norris nu crede in horoscop. Lui i se intampla doar ce vrea el.

    Chuck Norris joaca Counter-Strike fara mouse si tastatura. Intotdeauna castiga!!!

    Chuck Norris a sarit doar o data cu parasuta. De ce? Un singur mare canion e de ajuns.

    Cine castiga cursa dintre testoase si iepuri? Chuck Norris.

    Daca Chuck Norris se bate cu Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris castiga. Daca Bruce Lee se bate cu Van Damme, tot Chuck Norris castiga.

    Chuck Norris trebuia sa fie pus pe muntele Rushmoore.

    Dar nu au putut pentru ca Pamantul nu a fost destul de tare pentru barba lui.

    Chuck Norris nu mulge vaca. Se uita urat la ea si untul iese deja facut.

    Chuck Norris nu citeste carti, pur si simplu se uita la ele si le absoarbe informatiile.

    In realitate au fost de fapt 4 magi, dintre care unul era Chuck Norris. Acesta i-a facut lui Hristos cadoul barbii, pe care acesta a purtat-o toata viata Lui. Ceilalti magi, vazand ca nu au acelasi succes cu darurile lor, au aranjat ca Chuck sa fie scos din Biblie. Toti au murit o saptamana mai tarziu dupa ce au incasat cate o lovitura cu piciorul prin intoarcere.

    Dumnezeu a vrut sa creeze lumea initial in 10 zile. Chuck Norris i-a pus la dispozitie numai 7.

    2009/08/05 15:21 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Invatatoarea il intreaba pe Bula:

    -Bula,care este definitia cheliei?

    -Aerodrom pentru muste!

    2009/08/05 15:21 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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