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    Adeptii curentului Emo se confrunta cu o dilema, vine Tokio Hotel in Romania si ei nu stiu daca sa rada sau sa planga.

    2009/08/05 15:22 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Intrebare: Ce fac romanii cand nu au bani?

    Raspuns: Schimba 100 Euro.

    2009/08/05 15:22 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8228 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un terorist intra intr-un petshop la parterul unui zgarie nori si striga:

    - Am o bomba, in 30 de secunde sa fiti toti afara!

    Din fundul magazinului o broasca testoasa:

    - Ce bulangiu esti, bah!

    2009/08/05 15:22 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 8229 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un roman, englez si un tigan vor sa treaca granita. La granita era un robot care zicea nu.

    Vine romanu si zice: "Ma lasi sa trec?"

    - Nu, zice robotul.

    Vine englezul si zice: "Ma lasi sa trec?"

    - Nu, zice robotul.

    Vine tiganul si spune: "Te superi daca trec?"

    - Nu, zice robotul.

    2009/08/05 15:22 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Dupa 25 de ani de casatorie , un tip isi priveste sotia in ochi si-i spune :

    - Iubito, acum 25 de ani stateam cu chirie, aveam o masina ieftina, dormeam pe o canapea si ne uitam la un televizor cu ecran de 14 " alb-negru, dar in fiecare noapte adormeam alaturi de o blonda sexy de 25 de ani. Acum avem o casa mare, o masina buna, un pat mare, un TV color cu plasma.

    Dar adorm cu o femeie de 50 de ani. Draga mea, cred ca ai o problema.

    Sotia, fiind o femeie inteleapta, ii raspunde sotului:

    - Tu du-te si cauta-ti o blonda sexy de 25 de ani iar eu ma voi ocupa ca tu sa stai din nou cu chirie, sa conduci o masina ieftina si sa dormi pe o canapea...

    2009/08/05 15:22 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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