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    Caut barbati pt sex total doar cei ce ştiu ce vor.id ana_alina25 fara glume proaste ca dau ignore

    2009/08/05 15:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Pe la 1600 BC, Dracula se hranea cu sangele virginelor.

    Anul acesta a murit de foame...

    2009/08/05 15:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Bula era la scoala cand profa ii intreba pe copii:

    -In mana am ceva cescrie!Cei?

    Toata lumea zice:creion,pix etc.

    -Era o carioca da' imi place cum ganditi.

    -Doamna profesoara!zice Bula.Eu am ceva in buzunar cu capu rosu!Stiiti cei?

    -Mah Bula !!!!!!!!!!!!!de mai zici vreo prostie te scot afar siti mai scad si nota la purtare!

    -E un chibrite da' imi place cum ganditi.

    2009/08/05 15:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Este ziua cand speranţa

    Prinde rădăcină iară,

    Când norodul e instanţa

    Iar dreptatea-i şi mai chioară,

    Cand tot natul, unanim,

    Trece printr-o ipostază,

    Renuntand la un regim

    Ca dieta nu lucreaza,

    Cand dintre atatia rai,

    Hoţi, corupţi, la tot imuni,

    Căcănari, nu zic, lingăi,

    Punem degetul p-ăi mai buni,

    Este ziua când în sat

    După ani de tărăboi,

    Pe cei de i-am înjurat

    Îi schimbăm cu alţii noi,

    Cei care de nas ne-au dus,

    Urecheaţi ce ne-au minţit,

    Îi dăm jos, şi-i punem sus

    Pe cei care ne promit,

    Căci în anii din-napoi,

    Noi, cuminţi şi gospodari,

    Am scăpat de nişte boi

    Şi am ales nişte măgari,

    Însă pân-aici le-a fost,

    De regim ne-am săturat,

    Chiar dacă suntem în post,

    Azi e ziua de Ignat,

    Punem pe-alţii, cu onor,

    Şi de s-or spurca la bani,

    Democratic - mama lor !

    Văd ei peste patru ani !

    Valeriu Cercel

    2009/08/05 15:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Bula la scoala era obisnuit sa scrie cu creionu foarte apasat. Iar intro zi i-se rupe un creion. Se ridica bula nervos din banca si spune.... -Io imi bag pula in el creion.!X( La care profesoara zice -BULA MAINE sa nu injuri ca avem inspectzie si sar putea sa ma dee afara din invatamant.Si adutzi un sac de creioane Vine bula a2a zi si ise rupe un creion ise rup 2 i se rup 29 la care bula ---Doamna profesoara astazi nu injur da maine tat imi bag pula in ele creioane

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