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    intr-o seara de ajun bula si cu strula sa jucau carti la masa in burta cand colo masa lu bula se futea cu tacsu si deodata sp bula ba strula yo nu mai joc , dc dece plm se uita cheliosu la mn in carti ete al dreaq!!!

    2009/08/05 17:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    I: - Care sunt ultimele masuri luate de guvernul Boc pentru imbunatatirea nivelului de trai in Romania?

    R: - Masurile pentru sicrie!!!

    2009/08/05 17:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9013 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Care e diferenta dintre o blonda si o bere?

    - ???

    - Sticla de bere o vrei plina iar blonda goala!

    2009/08/05 17:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9014 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-o firma de contabilitate, 4 femei in birou: sefa (nu se specifica ce culoare de par) si 3 contabile, una bruneta, una roscata, si cealalta blonda.

    De la o vreme, sefa pleca totdeauna mai devreme de la serviciu, sub diverse pretexte.

    Intr-o zi, se gandesc fetele ca daca sefa pleaca, pleaca si ele.

    Zis si facut, si cum a iesit sefa pe usa, hop si ele, sa profite de 2 ore libere.

    Bruneta, merge direct la sala de fitness, profitand de faptul ca are timp mai mult sa fie in forma. Roscata merge la cumparaturi.

    Blonda, ca o sotie cuminte si iubitoare, merge acasa, sa profite de 2 ore in plus langa sotul ei iubit. Acasa, insa, dupa ce intra, aude zgomote din dormitor,si cand se uita pe furis pe usa, ii vede pe barbatu-sau si pe sefa ei..

    Tiptil, se strecoara afara din casa fara sa zica nimic si se duce in parc, asteptand sa treaca timpul...

    A doua zi, sefa iar dispare cu doua ore inainte de terminarea programului...

    Celelalte vor si ele sa plece, numai blonda statea la birou.

    - Haide, tu nu pleci?

    - Nu, nu plec, ca ieri era cat pe ce sa ma prinda sefa!

    2009/08/05 17:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9015 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un purice in calduri zareste o elefantica pe marginea unui rau. Infierbantat, puricele sare pe ea si incepe sa dea din fund ca disperatul, dar, in acelasi moment, aceasta este muscata de un crocodil.

    - Aaaa, aaauuuuu!!!!!

    La care puricele extaziat :

    - Asa tarfa, zbiara !!!!!

    2009/08/05 17:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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