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  • 9096 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    EA: Dragul meu, stii ce citesc in ochii tai?

    - EL: Ce, iubito?

    - EA: Ca vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine...

    - EL: Analfabeto!

    2009/08/05 17:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9097 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un doctor si sotia lui au o cearta foarte urata la micul dejun.

    - Si, daca vrei sa stii, nici nu esti foarte bun in pat!, ii spune ea si pleaca la serviciu.

    Pe la amiaza, incepe sa-i para rau si suna acasa:

    - Ce ti-a trebuit asa mult sa raspunzi?

    - Eram in pat.

    - Si ce faceai in pat la ora asta?

    - Ceream o a doua opinie.

    2009/08/05 17:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9098 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Inainte de anul 1989. Gavriil Stiharul inmaneaza o poezie redactorului-sef al unui ziar. Acesta,dupa ce o citeste cu atentie, zice:

    -O vom publica, insa cuvantul "manastire" e prea mistic pentru Epoca de Aur. Eu propun sa-l inlocuim cu "P.C.R."

    -Dar "manastire" rimeaza cu "nemurire", riposteaza Gavriil Stiharul.

    -Exact, va trebui sa-l inlocuim si pe acesta. Gandeste-te la o rima pentru P.C.R.

    -Sinucidere.

    2009/08/05 17:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9099 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La un WC public din Marea Britanie se afla un automat pentru prezervative si pe el inscriptia firmei Durex: "Corespunde normelor britanice".

    Putin mai jos, cineva a zgiriat:

    " Si Titanicul corespundea...".

    2009/08/05 17:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 9100 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Mama,tata,baiatul si bunelul merg cu cortul.Mama si tata intr-un cort , baiatul si bunelul in alt cort.A doua zi ei se duc la riu s-a inoate iar tata ii zice baiatului :S-a nu te uiti in jos.Dar baiatul se uita si vede pula tatalui sau si-l intreaba :Tata ce fel de peste e acesta?la care tata :Unul foarte rar!Dupa asta baiatul vade pidarasca lu mama si intreba:Mama , da ce fel de peste e acesta?la care mama:E un tunel.Seara baiatul se duce in cortul parintilor ca sai spuna o poveste,dar cum intra ie repede si se ducu la bunelul tipind;Buneluuu , buneluuu , pestisorul intra in tunel!!!

    2009/08/05 17:45 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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