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    There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 17 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Tony ambled into a bar, and noticed a bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash. "Is there a contest on to win that dough?" Tony asked the bartender. "Yep," the barkeep responded, "It costs $50 to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we've got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's yours." Tony was up for it. He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman. With a single blow, Tony knocked Spike cold. Triumphant, Tony stormed into the bar's backyard. The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps. Covered with nicks and scratches, Tony reentered the saloon and yelled: "Two down! Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 18 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 19 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Man goes to the doctors and sayes 'doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking !' Doctor replies 'do you drink much ?' Man says 'no, I spill most of it !'

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 20 » Bar jokes Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?" The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread." So the duck says, "Got any bread?" The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that." "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!" The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?" "No," sighs the barman. So the duck says..."Got any bread?"

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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