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    A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the babys weight, "Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, "Breast fed." The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while ... "No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk." Woman replies, "I know, Im his granny ... but Im glad I came!"

    2009/08/02 01:30 - Sunday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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    Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 18 » Work & Office jokes Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 19 » Work & Office jokes Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?

    2009/08/02 01:32 - Sunday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 20 » Work & Office jokes Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

    2009/08/02 01:32 - Sunday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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