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  • 36 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Trei ardeleni vin cu trenul de la Bucuresti la Cluj. Pe la Ploiesti unul zice:
    - Oof!
    Pe la Sibiu al doilea zice:
    - Oof! Oof!
    Pe la Alba-Iulia al treilea zice:
    - Oof! Oof! Oof!
    Ajung la Cluj si primul zice:
    - No, bine c-am ajuns ca, iaca, tat drumul vorbiram numai politica!

    2009/07/29 00:31 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 37 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cum s-a dovedit ca badea Gheorghe este rasist.
    Statea badea Gheorghe seara in poarta. Vine un negru, intra in curtea lui si ia doi pui. Se uita badea Gheorghe dupa el si zice:
    - No!
    Dupa ceva timp, iar vine negrul si pleaca cu un sac de pui din curte. Iar se uita badea Gheorghe dupa el si zice:
    - No, ma!
    Nu dupa mult timp, negrul se intoarce, intra iar in curte pe linga badea Gheorghe si pleaca cu toti puii. Se uita badea Gheorghe lung dupa el si izbucneste:
    - No, ma, apoi sa nu-l bagi in pi**a ma-sii...

    2009/07/29 00:31 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 38 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi ardeleni privesc la ProTV.
    Se transmit stirile de la ora 8, unde o femeie vrea sa se arunce de la ultimul etaj al unei cladiri.
    - Pariez pe cinci mii de lei ca se arunca, spune primul ardelean.
    - De acord, spune al doilea ardelean.
    Femeia se arunca totousi si al doilea ardelean scoate portofelul, dar primul ardelean nu vrea sa primeasca banii:
    - Stii ce? Eu am vazut si stirile de acum doua ore.
    - Si eu, spuse primul ardelean, dar nu credeam ca se va arunca si a doua oara!

    2009/07/29 00:31 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 39 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un ardelean vede intr-un lac un alb si un negru gata sa se inece. Pe care il salveaza?
    ????
    Pe negru, ca sigur nu e ungur.

    2009/07/29 00:31 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 40 » Ardeleni Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    - Gainile astea sunt de la noi sau din strainatate? - intreaba un ardelean la piata.
    - Dar de ce va intereseaza, vreti sa le mancati sau sa le tineti de vorba?

    2009/07/29 00:31 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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