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    How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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    Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first? A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

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    What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? The snowballs.

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    Q:What did one eye say to the other eye? A:Between you and me something smells.

    2009/08/02 01:31 - Sunday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

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