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    A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. 'Listen,' says the Doc, 'I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks.' Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. 'Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!' 'Well,' says the physician, 'I'm glad I could help.' 'By the way, Doc,' the patient adds, 'You have a REALLY nice house.'

    2009/08/02 00:51 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 222 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

    2009/08/02 00:51 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 223 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

    2009/08/02 00:51 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?" "How do you mean?" said Alec. "Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg" "Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!"

    2009/08/02 00:51 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 225 » Best and Different Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is." he replied, "Breakfast."

    2009/08/02 00:51 - Sunday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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