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    Ursul, flamand ca un... lup, se apuca sa fuga dupa un iepure cu gandul sa-l prinda si sa-l manance. Obosi insa repede, asa ca se aseza, sa-si revina pe un bustean, si zise:
    - Iepurele asta e dracu' gol! Ce ma faceam daca ma alerga el pe mine?

    2009/07/29 00:29 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 42 » Animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I: Ce face o broasca la biblioteca?
    R: Sta in usa.

    2009/07/29 00:29 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 43 » Animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce da ciinele din coada? Pentru ca, daca ar fi invers, ar da coada din ciine...

    2009/07/29 00:29 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 44 » Animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La barul din padure s-a bagat vodca. Alcolistul de iepuras se asaza si el la coada. La un moment dat, apare Ursul care se baga in fata. Iepurasul, enervat:
    - Bai nenorocitule, ce te bagi ma in fata?
    Se intoarce Ursul si intreaba:
    - Care-ai vorbit, ba?!?.
    Toate animalele se fac ca ploua torential. Vine si randul iepurasului, cumpara o naveta intreaga si se duce acasa.
    Se asaza in fotoliu, deschide o sticla, trage un gat sanatos si zice:
    - Io ba, ce, esti jmecher?

    2009/07/29 00:29 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 45 » Animale Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    - Care este diferenta dintre un taur si un bou?
    - Taurul poate deveni tata, pe cand boul numai unchi.

    2009/07/29 00:29 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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