How many Support staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Wait! Maybe the bulb isn't broken. Let's try it again." "It's in the manual. Didn't you read the manual?" "The bulb was fine; you just forgot to turn the switch on." "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket." "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?" "Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question. Please refer to it in all future correspondence."
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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