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    Intrebare: - Care este cel mai asemanator lucru, cu ciclul unei femeii?
    Raspuns: - Salariul barbatului! Vine o data pe luna, tine 3-4 zile si, daca nu vine, esti terminat!!!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Era un baietas, foarte bronzat, cum fusese la mare, dar, in schimb, cocoselul il avea alb.
    Atunci, se hotaraste sa mearga la mare si sa-si bronzeze si partea respectiva.
    Se duce el pe o plaja pustie si se gandeste ca, daca sta cu totul la soare, nu o sa se observe diferenta, asa ca se baga cu totul in nisip si isi lasa doar cocoselul afara.
    Acum, apar doua batranele, cu bastonasele lor, mergand incetisor, sa nu cada.
    Una din ele vede cocoselul respectivului, in nisip.
    Se apropie, cu bastonasul, si incepe sa-l loveasca si pe o parte si pe cealalta.
    Batranica: - Ia uite, cum creste! Vai de zilele mele! Cand aveam 16 ani, eram curioasa sa vad unul! Cand aveam 30, il aveam si il uzam! Cand aveam 50, il plateam! Iar acum, cand am 80 de ani si cresc si din pamant, am hernie si nu ma pot aseza!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 213 » Deocheate Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Grigore, Vasile si Ilie se duc la produs, in America.
    Pestele: - Ilie, tu ce stii sa faci?
    Ilie: - Ma f*t in c*r!
    Pestele: - Ai 100$ pe luna! Da` tu, Vasile, ce stii sa faci?
    Vasile: - Ma f*t in c*r si f*t in c*r!
    Pestele: - Ai 100$ pe luna! Grigore, tu ce stii sa faci?
    Grigore: - Ma f*t in c*r, f*t in c*r dar iau si m**e!
    Pestele: - 50$ pe luna!
    Grigore: - De ce?
    Pestele: - Ai mancarea asigurata!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 214 » Deocheate Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Un mos se duce la doctor.
    Mosul: - Domnule doctor, am o mare problema! Cand fac sex, aud fluieraturi!
    Doctorul: - Mosule, da' cati ani ai?
    Mosul: - 75, baiete!
    Doctorul: - Pai, bai tataie, la varsta asta, doar nu vrei sa auzi aplauze!!!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un neuron se plimba, prin capul unui barbat.
    Era singur. Totul era pustiu, intuneric.
    Trece altul, in viteza, si-l observa.
    Se opreste si-i spune:
    - Ce cauti aici, bai boule? Hai jos, ca toata lumea-i acolo!

    2009/07/29 01:02 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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