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  • 131 » Про Штирлицаv Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Штирлиц всю ночь топил печку. К утру печка утонула.

    2009/08/26 02:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 132 » Про Штирлицаv Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Едет джип по дороге, и с размаху в дерево!!! Из джипа мужик вылазит и идет ср@ть.
    - Ему наверно ср@ть захотелось, - подумал Штирлиц.

    2009/08/26 02:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 133 » Про Штирлицаv Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Штирлиц напоил кошку бензином. Кошка прошла десять шагов и упала. Бензин кончился! - подумал Штирлиц.

    2009/08/26 02:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 134 » Про Штирлицаv Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Штирлиц бежал скачками. Вскоре качки стали заметно отставать.

    2009/08/26 02:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 135 » Про Штирлицаv Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Мюллер прочитал в газете объявление: "Поп-группе срочно требуется пианистка."
    - Пастор Шлаг совсем оборзел, - подумал Мюллер.

    2009/08/26 02:51 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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