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    Un tip intra intr-un restaurant, cu o pasarica pe umar, comanda o friptura pt el si 9 pt pasarica, o bere pt el si 9 pt pasarica.

    Chelnerul nedumerit intreaba :

    -Va deranjez cu intrebarea poate,dar care-i chestia cu pasarica?

    -Pai am fost la pescuit, am prins un pestisor de aur si cind a venit vorba de cele trei dorinte i-am zis ca vreau sa fiu sanatos, sa am bani gramada si am de nu stiu ce sa fac cu ei si i-am mai cerut o pasarica nesatula......si uite ce a inteles nenorocitul......


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    Un cetatean suna la un post de radio.

    - Buna ziua!

    - Buna ziua! Va ascultam.

    - Am gasit un portofel care contine 15000 dolari si un buletin de identitate pe numele Ion Mihaila. As vrea sa-i ofer o dedicatie muzicala....


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    Vai, draga mea, ce a slabit sotul tau!

    - De la pescuit i se trage.

    - Nu stiam, pescuitul slabeste?

    - Sigur, daca maninca ce prinde...
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    Doi pescari :

    - Azi dimineata am dat cu banul sa vad daca ma duc cu nevasta-mea la biserica sau vin la pescuit. - si vad ca ti-a iesit sa vii cu noi la pescuit.

    - Da, insa a trebuit sa dau de 7 ori.


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    Eugen pescuia intr-un loc interzis. Apare paznicul:

    -Ce faci ma aici?

    -Invat o musca sa inoate.

    -Atunci trebuie sa platesti amenda ca nu are costum de baie!


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