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    Doua vaci linistite privesc catre o alta care se afla nu departe de ele.

    -Ce zici,de ce Julieta e asa de slaba ?

    -E superstitioasa,nu vrea sa manince decit trefla cu patru foi


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    Trei mici prieteni discuta in curtea scolii

    -Tatal meu,zice unul dintre ei,e asa de puternic ca inghite fumul de la tigara si-l scoate pe nas.

    -Mare brinza.Tata inghite fumul pe gura si-l scoate pe urechi,zice un altul dintre ei.

    -Tatal meu e cool,zice Bula, el ingite fumul si-l scoate pe cur.

    -Nu este posibil spun in cor ceilalti doi. Si Bula scoate din ghiozdan un slip.

    -Si astea ce ziceti ,nu sunt dungi de la nicotina ?


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    Apare Bula cu flori la maternitate,sotia tocmai nascuse:

    -Zi Marie , ce e ?

    -Baiat.

    -Cu cine seamana ?

    -Tu nu-l cunosti oricum....


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    Un politist vede un automat, se apropie de el si baga o fisa. Deodata, apare un pahar si incepe sa curga cafea.

    Politistul ia paharul, il bea si mai baga o fisa. Din nou apare un pahar ,se umple cu cafea.Mai introduce el cateva monede si bea cafeaua, dar in spatele lui e coada.La un moment dat, o voce din multime il întreaba pe politist:

    - Domnule politist, ne lasati si pe noi sa bem o cafea, ca de o ora stam la coada?

    -Auzi , tie iti este ciuda ca cistig ,nu?


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    Un politist si prietenul sau,se plimbau pe strada,cand,cesta din urma vede o moneda de o suta de lei pe jos si îi spune politistului:

    - De ce nu ridici moneda?

    - Pai ce sa fac cu ea?

    - Dai si tu un telefon...

    Politistul ridica moneda, o pune la ureche si spune: - Alo? Mama?


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