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    Proaspatul tatic intra in camera unde tocmai ii nascuse sotia. Copilul din patut era negru ca tuciul... Vazandu-l incruntat, sotia explica:

    - Dragul meu, stiu de ce copilul nostru este negru! Stii, cand eram fetita, tatal meu lucra in Coasta de Fildes si mama a ales sa ma aplapteze o negresa. Genele negre din laptele ei au trecut direct in sangele meu si de aceea copilul nostru negru. Barbatul, mirat:

    - Aaaa... da?

    Atunci, barbatul o suna pe mama sa s-o anunte ca a devenit tatic.

    - O, dragul meu, sunt asa de fericita! Dar, spune-mi, seamana cu tine?

    - Mama, sunt cel mai fericit tatic din lume, sau aproape fericit... Ei bine, e... e negru.... Dar am o explicatie! Uite: mai tii minte cand era nora ta mica, tatal ei lucra in Coasta de Fildes, si mama ei a ales s-o alapteze pe fiica ei o negresa? Genele din laptele negresei au trecut in sangele ei si uite asa copilul nostru este negru!

    - Aha! Am inteles. Este exact cazul tau cand ai fost mic si te-am alaptat cu lapte de vaca, iar genele ei au trecut in sangele tau, de-aia esti un mare bou!!

    2009/08/05 10:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 547 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi prieteni se intalnesc pe strada. Unul il vede pe celalalt ca e cam abatut si-l intreaba:

    - De ce esti asa suparat?

    - Uite, mai, ce este: eu brunet, nevasta-mea bruneta, copilul roscat.

    - Pai, de cate ori faceti dragoste pe saptamana?

    - Niciodata.

    - Pe luna?

    Da din cap negativ.

    - Pe an?

    Iar da din cap negativ.

    - Pai, vezi, mai! Asta era... Rugina!

    2009/08/05 10:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Era odata un doctor care, la orice consultatie, ii spunea pacientului ca are hemoroizi. Intr-o zi, merge la el un tip care isi rupsese mana cu o zi inainte.

    - Mda... din cauza hemoroizilor, spuse ca de obicei doctorul.

    - Cum asa? Caci eram la cules de mere si s-a rupt craca sub mine!?

    - Pai, daca te-a mancat in fund sa te urci in copac...

    2009/08/05 10:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 549 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:

    - Si boii se insoara, nu-i asa?

    Radio Erevan raspunde:

    - Da, domnule! Numai boii...

    2009/08/05 10:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 550 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:

    - De ce Adam si Eva au trait peste 800 de ani, iar astazi omul nu traieste mai mult de 100 de ani?

    Radio Erevan raspunde:

    - Deoarece, intre timp, medicina a progresat foarte mult!

    2009/08/05 10:41 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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