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    Presupunem ca boul ar fi sotul vacii, iar taurul amantul vacii!

    Intrebare: De ce taurul nu o ia de sotie pe vaca?

    Raspuns: Pentru ca nu e bou...

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

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    Intra o fata draguta la farmacie si intreaba farmacista:

    - Aveti prezervative foarte mari de vanzare?

    - Desigur ca avem, vreti sa cumparati?

    - Nu, dar va suparati daca am sa astept aici pana intra cineva sa cumpere?

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 613 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Maria, proaspat casatorita, se intalneste cu Ion. Curios din fire, acesta o intreaba:

    - Ei, Marie, cum e sa fii casatorita? E mai bine?

    - Mai, Ioane, nu-i mai bine, da-i mai des!

    2009/08/05 10:42 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 614 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Ion si Maria se duceau catre casa, iar afara ploua torential. La un moment dat, a fulgerat la 50 de metri de ei. Ion zice:

    - No, Doamne.

    Peste cateva minute iar fulgera, la 10 metri de ei. Ion zice iar:

    - No, Doamne.

    Peste alte cateva minute, fulgera la un metru de ei si Ion are aceeasi replica. Apoi un fulger o loveste in plin pe Maria, la care Ion zice:

    - No, asa Doamne...

    2009/08/05 10:43 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

  • 615 » Diferite Glumite Анекдоты и шутки


    Culai sta de vorba cu Tanta:

    - Tanto, ce blugi frumosi ai?!

    - Imi place sa umblu in blugi, mai, Culai!

    - Daaa...?! Atunci umbla si in ai mei, te rog frumos!

    2009/08/05 10:43 - Wednesday » анекдот - анекдоты и шутки

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