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    Politistul catre fiul sau:

    - Ma, nu mai fuma! E prea devreme ca sa te apuci de fumat la varsta asta!

    - Da, tati, dar si tu fumai cand erai in clasa a 5-a!

    - Da, dar eu aveam 17 ani!

    2009/08/05 10:50 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Un fermier scotian si-a asigurat viata la o agentie specializata. Nu dupa mult timp, s-a inecat intr-un rau.La inmormantare, o vecina se apropie de vaduva:

    -Ce bine ca raposatul a fost un om prevazator....desi nu stia nici sa scrie nici sa citeasca.

    -Si nici sa inoate, slava Domnului.... completa vaduva.

    2009/08/05 10:50 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    O pereche scotiana in varsta sta la gura sobei.La un moment dat femeia exclama:

    -John,ai putea si tu sa ma duci odata la film!

    -Dar draga mea, am mai fost!

    -Da, dar intre timp au inventat sonorul!

    2009/08/05 10:50 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 894 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Mare concurs international de pictura! Tematica era ca, din pictura sa reiasa titlul tabloului. Candidate la marele premiu au fost selectate patru tari: America, Franta, Rusia si Romania!

    Tabloul Americii o reprezenta pe Louise in pielea goala pe un iaht! Titlul tabloului era: "O boarfa la uscat!"

    Tobloul Frantei era cu doua tipe goale intr-un copac. Titlul tabloului era: "Doua poame!"

    Tabloul Rusiei o avea pe Natasha in pielea goala cu o secera in mana, iar titlul tabloului era : "In asteptarea ciocanului!"

    In tabloul Romaniei era reprezentata Ileana, goala, intr-un lan de grau, iar in spatele ei o ceata de tarani fugind. Titlul tabloului: "Iobagi in fuga".

    2009/08/05 10:50 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Doi scotieni se intalnesc pe strada.

    -Vrei sa dejunam impreuna?

    -Cum sa nu! raspunde celalalt bucuros.

    -Perfect, da telefon sotiei tale si spune-i sa puna un tacam in plus.

    2009/08/05 10:50 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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