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    Popescu are, de ani intregi, prostul obicei de a se sprijini cu mana de perete, in momentul in care vrea sa se ridice din pat. Cu timpul, pe perete s-a facut o pata urata, care strica aspectul dormitorului.

    Vine si momentul zugravitului. Popeasca il conduce pe zugrav prin toate incaperile apartamentului. In cele din urma, ii spune:

    -Va rog sa veniti acum si in dormitor, sa va arat unde obisnuieste sotul meu sa-si puna mana in ficare dimineata cand se trezeste...La care mesterul:

    -Multumesc frumos, doamna, dar, daca se poate, as prefera mai degraba un paharel de tuica...

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1042 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Janos facea nazbatii pe langa biserica ortodoxa romaneasca. Popa ii zice:

    - Daca nu esti cuminte, te botez Ion si te fac roman.

    Intrucat Janos nu s-a potolit, chiar asa a procedat. Ajuns acasa, Janos le spune pe rand tatalui, mamei, surorii, etc.

    - Pe mine ma cheama Ion si sunt roman.

    Cei de mai sus l-au injurat si batut. Ramas singur, micutul Janos gandeste:

    - De 10 minute sunt roman si ungurii astia imputiti au si inceput sa ma persecute.

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1043 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Pe o sosea din Ardeal, o balta de sange.

    Cum isi dau seama politistii daca a fost ungur sau caine?

    Daca sunt urme de frana, atunci a fost caine.

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1044 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Daca nu stiati, echivalentul CFR-ului la unguri este MAV-ul.

    Stiti de unde vin?

    CFR inseamna "Caca-te Frate Romane!", iar MAV inseamna:"Mananca Acum Vecine!"

    2009/08/05 10:54 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1045 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ion e suspectat ca l-a ucis pe vecinul lui ungur. Ion neaga si povesteste intamplarea:

    - Pai am iesit eu afara cu o banana ca s-a moara Istvan de ciuda ca el n-are si dupa aia am aruncat coaja la el in curte. No, si a iesit el afara, in curte, s-a impiedicat de coaja si a cazut in furca mea de trei ori...

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