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  • 61 » Politisti Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi politisti isi faceau rondul intr-o seara rondul pe strada. La un moment dat, unul dintre ei da peste un rahat. Il intreaba pe celalalt:
    - Asta rahat o fi?
    Celalalt:
    - Nu stiu, dar mai bine sa gustam!...
    Gusta el si spune:
    - Nu sint sigur, dar totusi cred ca rahat este. Mai bine gusta si tu, sa fim siguri!
    Gusta si acesta si in cele din urma spune:
    - Sa stii ca rahat este...Hai sa mergem, bine ca nu am calcat in el!!!

    2009/07/29 00:53 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 62 » Politisti Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I: Cum procedeaza un politist pentru a afla daca mai sunt chibrituri intr-o cutie?
    R: Duce cutia la ureche si clatina capul.

    2009/07/29 00:53 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 63 » Politisti Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    - De nu mai primesc politistii pantofi cu gaurele?
    - Pentru ca nu le ajungea siretul!

    2009/07/29 00:53 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 64 » Politisti Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I: Cum recunosti un politist prost intre mai multi politisti?
    R: Imposibil. Toti sunt la fel.

    2009/07/29 00:53 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 65 » Politisti Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    - De ce nu mananca politistii covrigi?
    - Pentru ca nu le pot desface nodurile...

    2009/07/29 00:53 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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