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    La inchisoarea de femei:

    -Fetelor, am doua vesti: una rea si una buna. Pe care o vreti prima?

    -Pe cea buna...

    -Miine va dam morcovi...

    -Uraaaa! Si aia rea?

    -Rasi...

    2009/08/05 10:58 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Condamnatul este adus in camera de executie. Priveste scaunul electric de care sunt legate tot felul de fire si intreaba:

    -Cum se cheama dracovenia asta?

    Directorul inchisorii ii raspunde:

    -Nu-ti bate capul cu intrebari, o sa te punem imediat la curent...

    2009/08/05 10:58 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Suna unu' la EuropaFM.

    Comentatoru': Alo, sunteti in direct!

    La capatul firului:Alo, buna ziua. Am un anunt important de facut!

    -Spuneti va rog.

    -Am gasit un portofel cu acte si 25.000 de euro.

    -Va ascultam, ne-ati captat intreaga atentie...

    -Actele sunt pe numele Marcel Popescu...

    -Extraordinar, continuati..

    -As vrea sa-i fac o dedicatie muzicala.

    2009/08/05 10:58 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Plecasem din Constanta spre Bucuresti. M-am oprit la benzinarie sa folosesc toaleta.

    Prima cabina era ocupata, asa ca am intrat in a doua.

    Abia m-am asezat, cand aud din cabina cealalta:

    -Salut, ce faci?

    Nu fac parte dintre aceia care intra in discutii intr-un WC, dar acum am raspuns:

    -Destul de bine!

    La care tipul intreaba:

    -Incotro mergi?

    Ce intrebare! Discutia incepea sa fie bizara, asa ca am raspuns scurt:

    -Bucuresti!

    La care vecinul, mai nervos, spune:

    -Auzi, fii atent! Te sun mai tarziu, ca am un tampit in cabina alaturata care-mi raspunde la toate intrebarile. Pa!

    2009/08/05 10:58 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    Mama catre Alinuta:

    -A venit timpul sa vorbim despre sex.

    Alinuta: Bine ce vrei sa afli?

    2009/08/05 10:58 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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