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    Sir sta în sufragerie.

    -John!

    -Da, my Lord...

    -Mi-e frig. Ce temperatura avem de fapt aici înauntru?

    -17 Grade, my Lord

    Dupa c??teva minute:

    -John!

    -Da, my Lord...

    -Dar afara?

    -4 Grade, Sir!

    -John, deschide atunci fereastra si lasa si

    gradele alea înauntru!...

    2009/08/05 11:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1607 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Sir îsi întreaba valetul:

    -John, nu s-a întors înca sotia mea de la partida de calarit?

    -??nca nu, Sir, dar cred ca trebuie sa vina.

    Calul s-a întors de o jumatate de ora...

    2009/08/05 11:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1608 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    La resedinta suna telefonul...trrrrrrrrrr...

    John ridica receptorul.

    -John!

    -Yes, Sir.

    -Unde-i doamna, John ?

    -Doamna este în dormitor, Sir, în pat cu domnul.

    -John ia pusca si împusca-i pe am??ndoi.

    -Yes, Sir.

    Se aud cateva împuscaturi si tipete dupa care John revine la telefon..

    -Sir ?

    -Yes, John, e gata treaba ?

    -Yes, Sir, pe doamna am împuscat-o dar pe domn numai l-am ranit, dar sarind pe geam a cazut în piscina si s-a înecat.

    -John, dar noi nu avem piscina!!!

    -Alo, ce numar ati format ???

    2009/08/05 11:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1609 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    John, adu-mi te rog o portocala.

    -Poftiti, Sir.

    Sir: (dupa ce ia portocala în m??na dreapta si-o miroase)

    Portocala asta pute adu-mi alta te rog.

    -Poftiti, Sir.

    -Si portocala asta pute, alta, te rog.

    -Poftiti, sir.

    -Si asta pute!!! De unde iei tu potocalele astea de put toate???

    -No offense, Sir, dar cred c-ar trebui sa schimbati m??na.

    2009/08/05 11:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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    John, ce-a fost zgomotul acela puternic?

    -Sir, un automobilst a vrut sa intre pe o strada laterala.

    -Si?

    -Si, sir, strada nu se afla în locul unde a virat automobilistul.

    2009/08/05 11:13 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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