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    Un terorist ameninta personalul unui avion cu pistolul:

    Teroristu: Va-mpusc daca nu duceti avionul la Teheran.

    Personalu: Stai calm, nu mergem deloc la Teheran.

    Teroristu: Va impusc, voi n-auziti?

    Personalu: Tu nu intelegi ca acest avion nu are cum sa mearga la Teheran?

    Teroristu: Am un pistol, ce nu e clar? Si acest avion VA merge la Teheran

    Personalu: Stai dom'ne calm, in fata este un domn cu o bomba care vrea sa meargem la Tel Aviv...

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1732 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    O femeie pleaca ,fara sotul ei , in vacanta in Caraibe. De-abia ce ajunge , ea face cunostinta cu un negru aratos, si, dupa o noapte de amor inflacarat ea il intreaba:

    - Cum te cheama?

    - Nu pot sa-ti spun, ii raspunde el.

    In fiecare seara ei se reintalnesc, fac dragoste, ea il intreaba acelasi lucru iar el ii da intotdeauna acelasi raspuns. Intr-o seara ea ii spune:

    - Este ultima mea seara aici, maine plec acasa. O sa-mi spui totusi cum te cheama?

    - Nu pot sa-ti spun, ca o sa razi de mine, zice negru'.

    - Hai zi, ca nu rad, n-am de ce.

    - Bine...Pe mine ma cheama Zapada.

    Tipa incepe sa rade mai sa se sparga, la care negrul furios :

    - Eram sigur ca o sa razi de mine, mai bine nu-ti ziceam...!

    - Nuuu, ma gandeam ca sotul meu n-o sa creada cand o sa-i spun ca am avut 30 cm de zapada in fiecare zi in Caraibe!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1733 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Q:- Care e diferenta dintre vina si pacat?

    A:- E o vina sa te culci cu nevasta altuia, dar e

    pacat sa ratezi ocazia.

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1734 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    1.Care este diferenta dintre o femeie si o musca?

    Musca te sacaie numai vara.

    2.Care este diferenta dintre o femeie si un tantar?

    Pe tantar nu trebuie sa-l mangai pe cap cand te suge.

    3.Care este asemanarea dintre o femeie si o tornada?

    Amandoua la inceput sunt calde si umede iar cand pleaca iti i-au casa si masina...

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1735 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I: - Care-i asemanarea dintre o paine arsa in cuptor, o fata innecata in fantana si o femeie gravida?

    R: - In fiecare caz NU A FOST SCOASA LA TIMP!!

    2009/08/05 11:19 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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