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  • 1781 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Ce face un neuron in capul unei blonde?

    Se plictiseste.

    Dar 2 neuroni?

    Chef.

    2009/08/05 11:20 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1782 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doua blonde maritate au iesit in oras sa se distreze. Ceva mai tarziu, putin cam pilite, se hotarasc sa se urce in masina si sa plece spre casa. Pe drum le-a venit la amandoua sa-si faca nevoile mari. Au tras pe dreapta si au constatat ca sunt in fata unui cimitir. Neavand incotro se duc acolo. Cand trebuiau sa se stearga, prima si-a folosit chilotii ca oricum erau purtati, dar a doua avea bikini de firma si nu s-a indurat, asa ca a folosit o panglica de la o jerba. A doua zi unul din soti il suna pe celalat si-i spune:

    - Auzi, stii ce, ar trebui sa avem mai multa grija cu nevestele noastre. Aseara nevasta-mea a venit cam pilita si fara chiloti.

    La care celalat ii raspunde:

    - La mine e si mai grav, dupa ce ca a venit pilita avea si o panglica in fund pe care scria... "Nu te vom uita niciodata"- fratii Popescu.

    2009/08/05 11:20 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1783 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului!.......

    1.Toata lumea avea de lucru.

    2.Desi toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu muncea.

    3.Desi nimeni nu muncea, planul se facea peste 100%.

    4.Desi planul se facea peste 100%, nu puteai cumpara nimic.

    5.Desi nu gaseai nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea de toate.

    6.Desi toata lumea avea de toate, toti furau.

    7.Desi toti furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic.

    2009/08/05 11:20 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1784 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Intr-un salon de reanimare, toti conectati la aparate de mentinere a vietii. Electricianul baga capul pe usa:

    - Baieti, luati o gura mare de aer ca schimb o siguranta!

    2009/08/05 11:20 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1785 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doua curve blonde au fost arestate de politie. Cand a sosit ziua eliberarii un politist le intreabt.

    -Voi ce o sa faceti pe viitor?

    Eu am sa ma duc sa ma futa unu bine de tot.

    -Iar tu?

    Eu am sa ma marit si vreau sa fac un baiat care sa ajunga fotbalist si sa rateze cu poarta goala.

    -Bine, dar de ce?

    -Ca sa strige galeria ,,baga-mi-as pula in mata!"

    2009/08/05 11:20 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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