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  • 1886 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Doi ardeleni, Ion si Gheorghe, vor sa treaca strada.

    Ion spune:

    -Ma ,eu pun pariu cu tine ca trec strada asta intr-o juma'de ora.

    No, ca doar nu esti fulger!

    2009/08/05 11:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1887 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Olteanu:

    -Ce mananci acolo, bre'?

    Ardeleanu:

    -Un mar.

    Olteanu:

    -Si asa de mici sunt la voi merele?

    La noi, uite...asa de mari sunt.

    Dupa cinci minute.

    Olteanu:

    -Ce mananci acolo, bre'?

    Ardeleanu:

    -O para.

    Olteanu:

    -Si la voi asa de mici sunt perele?

    La noi uite...asa de mari sunt.

    Ardeleanu isi da seama ca e luat peste picior da tace si nu zice nimic.

    La un moment dat ardeleanu mananca o rosie, la care olteanu intreaba:

    -Ce mananci acolo, bre'?

    Ardeleanu(enervat):

    -O coacaza, futu-ti pe mata!

    2009/08/05 11:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1888 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce a inventat Dumnezeu blonda?

    Pt. ca maimuta nu putea sa aduca berea din frigider.

    De ce a inventat Dumnezeu bruneta?

    Pt ca nici blonda nu putea sa aduca berea din frigider.

    2009/08/05 11:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1889 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    De ce au blondele vinatai in jurul buricului?

    Pentru ca exista si barbati blonzi.

    2009/08/05 11:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 1890 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Cand romanii au inventat laserul, marile puteri si-au trimis spionii ca sa vada cum folosesc

    romanii laserul.

    Au fost astia prin Moldova si prin Tara Romaneasca si au gasit numai drumuri ca vai de

    ele (cu inscriptii pe margine "AICI SUNT BANII DUMNEAVOASTRA", oameni saraci si ...ce

    mai...Romania).

    Dezamagiti au luat-o catre vest. Si cum drumul spre casa trecea prin Ardeal...cand sa treaca

    muntii au vazut un munte plin de oi si numai un cioban la ele.

    S-au mirat oamenii si au vrut sa-l intrebe pe tip cum se descurca cu atatea oi:

    - Bade, nu sunt cam multe oi? Cum ai grija de toate?

    Badea:

    - No, d'apoi simplu, cu laser.

    Raman astia stupefiati.

    Cum dom'le o tara intreaga nu stie ce sa faca cu laserul si asta, un cioban i-a si gasit o aplicatie?

    - Bade ai putea sa ne faci si noua o demonstratie ca sa nu murim prosti?

    - No, io voi face daca mi-oti spune ce e aia..

    - Pai sa ne arati si noua cum pazesti oile cu laser...

    - A...apoi ii simplu: LASEEEER CUTU NA!

    2009/08/05 11:23 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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