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  • 2081 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I:- Care dintre tarile lumii seamana cel mai mult cu sexul femeii?

    R: 1. Anglia- deoarece este tot timpul umeda!

    2. Koreea- deoarece este impartita in doua!

    3. Romania (in vremurile actuale) -deoarece iti vine sa-ti bagi p**a in ea!

    2009/08/05 11:28 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2082 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Petre Roman se duce la un restaurant unde se serveau mancaruri exotice si comanda o

    friptura de broasca testoasa. Bucatarul vine cu broasca testoasa si ii spune lui Petre Roman ca

    nu poate sa-i taie capul, doarece aceasta se retrage in carapace.

    - Bagati-i degetul in fund!, ii sugereaza P.Roman.

    Zis si facut, bucatarul ii baga degetul in fund, broasca scoate capul iar bucatarul il taie.

    - Da' de unde stiti dvs. chestia asta, d-le Petre Roman?

    - Pai asa imi fac eu in fiecare dimineata nod la cravata!

    2009/08/05 11:28 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2083 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    I:- De ce pedepseste statul furtul din buzunare?

    R:- Deoarece nu suporta concurenta.

    2009/08/05 11:28 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2084 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Iliescu intra impreuna cu nevasta intr-un restaurant in Londra si comanda un cotlet.

    Chelnerul il intreaba:

    - Bine, bine, dar cum e cu vaca nebuna?

    Iliescu raspunde:

    - Vaca nebuna sa comande ce vrea.

    2009/08/05 11:28 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

  • 2085 » Diferite Glumite Funny Jokes, Comic & Humor


    Se spune ca atunci cand a facut lumea Dumnezeu a rasturnat sacul cu minuni in locul unde este acum

    Romania.

    Uimit si putin socat de bunavointa excesiva a Stapanului sau un inger il intreaba:

    - Ce faci Preasfintite, le dai prea multe!

    La care Dumnezeu ii raspunde:

    - Stai sa vezi ce conducatori le dau!

    2009/08/05 11:28 - Wednesday » jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, humor, comic

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