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Texte Haioase Bancuri Glume Dragoste Poze | Glume Haioase - Bancuri si Umor - Diferite Glumite - 1 » 04:23 25 Thu Apr 2024

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    Nastase era in campanie pe la tara si mergand pe o ulita dintr-un sat, in fata masinii lui, o babuta se impiedica si cade. Bombonelu' se da jos repede si se repede s-o ajute pe batrana. Batrana se ridica si Nastase ii spune:

    -Mamaie, tu stii cine sunt eu?

    Batrana:

    -Da maica, cum sa nu stiu... Adrian Nastase, prim-ministrul Roamaniei.

    Nastase:

    -Si, nu-i asa ca la alegeri o sa votezi cu mine?

    Batrana:

    -Maica, am cazut in cur nu in cap!

    2009/08/05 11:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2942 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    La masa intr-o carciuma:

    - Ba, Vasile, cine te-a batut in halul asta ?

    - Lasa-ma, ma, in pace, ca sunt suparat. Nevasta-mea mi-a tras-o !

    - Nevasta-ta... ?!?!

    - Da, ma, nevasta-mea !

    - De ce, ba ?

    - I-am spus TU !

    - ????????

    - Pai ieri, cand am venit acasa, mi-a Zis "Ba, Vasile, dar noi nu ne-am mai ..... de o luna !!!"

    - Si eu i-am raspuns ...poate TU

    2009/08/05 11:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2943 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Sondaj de opinie:

    - Va satisface munca pe care o prestati?

    - Da, sigur.

    Cum va puteti da seama? Este multumit seful dvs?

    - Imi dau seama din mersul la servici. Dimineata ma uit dupa femei, glumesc cu secretara, ciupesc de fund femeia de servici. Seara, la plecare, nu ma mai intereseaza treburile astea. Inseamna ca ma satisface slujba.

    2009/08/05 11:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2944 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Perspective

    An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

    2009/08/05 11:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 2945 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un baietel de 6 ani se scoala noaptea sa faca pipi si cind se intoarce de la baie aude niste zgomote ciudate din dormitorul parintilor. Se uita putin pe gaura cheii si pleaca spre camera lui murmurind suparat: "Si mie imi fac scandal ca inca imi mai sug degetul !"

    2009/08/05 11:50 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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